Culture jokes
Canada is the Keanu Reeves of countries. Too bad the US is the Kanye West of countries instead of the Dolly Parton of countries.
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
Kenya? Ligma balls!
Memes
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
What is Mario's favorite website?
- Yahoo!
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.