Culture jokes
A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an Englishman. He says things like,
"It's an elevator, not a lift!"
and
"It's a bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"
He keeps going on until the Englishman says,
"Hey wanker, it's a school, not a god damned shooting range."
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
Girls with the name Beoni are white.
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
Kenya? Ligma balls!
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.
What is Mario's favorite website?
- Yahoo!