Culture jokes
I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.
What does a Jew expecting guests say?
"Oy, vey, are they here yet?"
Canada is the Keanu Reeves of countries. Too bad the US is the Kanye West of countries instead of the Dolly Parton of countries.
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?
A: To shoot up the whole school.
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.
So I told him he was on my cock.
(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.
What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?
"It is ok, I forgive you."
I guess you can say he xxxpired.
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?
Some desert!
Why can’t orphans celebrate Christmas?
Because they have no family.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"
Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.