Culture jokes
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
How do you know you’re at a gay church?
Half the congregation is kneeling.
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
Memes
This was my favorite moment in life
I guess you can say he xxxpired.
What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?
"It is ok, I forgive you."
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks?
Because they're afraid of ice!
What is Mario's favorite website?
- Yahoo!
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.