Culture jokes

I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.

So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"

What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!

Girls with the name Beoni are white.

Emo t-shirt:

"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."

I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.

My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"

So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."

Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?

A: To shoot up the whole school.

What do you call an American house?

A gun safe.

Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?

Yeah, it's called RobberBand.

What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?

"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.

What do you call an emo group?

Suicide squad.

I guess you can say he xxxpired.

What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?

"It is ok, I forgive you."

What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.

Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”

Friend 1: “Yeah.”

Friend 2: “Yea.”

Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”

Friend 3: “I love anime.”

Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*

Handicapped jokes are so cruel.

I can't stand them!

Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."

If you are what you eat, then I’m black.

Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.