Kenya? Ligma balls!
Culture Jokes
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
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What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
What is Mario's favorite website?
- Yahoo!
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
