Culture jokes
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
GOOD MORNING USA!!!! I GOT A FEELING THAT IVE SEEN A FUCKIN NlGGER TODAY!!!
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
Memes
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?
A: To shoot up the whole school.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says, “Where’s Mohammed?”