Culture jokes
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
GOOD MORNING USA!!!! I GOT A FEELING THAT IVE SEEN A FUCKIN NlGGER TODAY!!!
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?
A: To shoot up the whole school.
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.
So I told him he was on my cock.
(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
What is Mario's favorite website?
- Yahoo!
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.