Culture jokes
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
Why was it wrong to throw my Chinese friend down the stairs?
Why is it poetic when they have plenty of those German sandals in the store? Because they're Birkenstock.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? “You’re the ying to my yang!”
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
What did the doctor say to the Chinese man?
"Some ting wong."
If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
Like this if you're an American.
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
Q: What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.