Culture jokes
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
as apart of this stupid state i can confirm not cold at all. (I was born in Ohio)
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
Mexican Comedy Week
Margarita Monday Taco Tuesday Wetback Wednesday Tequila Thursday Fiesta Friday Shake It Saturday Sneaky Sunday
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
What do you call a Mongolian swindler? A Khan artist.
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
Q: What time does an Asian go to the dentist?
A: 2:30
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
What’s an emo's favorite game?
The emo within.
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?