Culture jokes
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
Memes
Culture for some reason.
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
What's more sensitive than a pushy?
A Western man on the internet.
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
Dick butt.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
Remember 2000? It was scary.