Culture jokes
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."
Let's go, Brendan Fraser!
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.