Culture jokes
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
Dick butt.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
Memes
Probably the black guy
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
Remember 2000? It was scary.
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
Let's go, Brendan Fraser!
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
What's wrong with Asian pet stores?
There's no pets.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!