Culture jokes
Remember 2000? It was scary.
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
Dick butt.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
Let's go, Brendan Fraser!
Memes
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
What's wrong with Asian pet stores?
There's no pets.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
Girls with the name Beoni are white.