When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.
Culture Jokes
Eshay.
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
Belief in Egyptian gods is just Ra-ng (wrong). 😁
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
What does a Jew expecting guests say?
"Oy, vey, are they here yet?"
Sippin' on promethazine With lean, I fell in love.
I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup.
I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅
Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿
How do you know you’re at a gay church?
Half the congregation is kneeling.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
