Culture jokes
What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
"I like ya cut G" means two different things.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
I bet most of these mfs are white or not Mexican, lmao. Y'all really going at it with these jokes 😐
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
So I asked a Chinese woman for her number, she said "sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight."
Her friend said "No, it's 666-3629."
I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.
Asian Grading scale: A- Average.
B- Half Average.
C- Stupid idiot!
D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!
F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw a wok down the stairs.
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
What is China's favorite restaurant?
The Pet Store.
Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
Amogus.
Why don't the Amish water ski?
The horses would drown.