Culture jokes
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
Dick butt.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.
Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him.
"What are you doing?!" exclaims the priest.
"There is nothing on this Earth for me," the Muslim says. "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"
The priest shakes his head.
"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" he says.
"Follow me, I'll take you to the local primary school."
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?
Because they're recording.
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!