Culture jokes
What do you call an emo filming their suicide?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
Dick butt.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.
Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.