What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
Culture Jokes
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
Yeah yeah.
What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".
I think I banged a Chinese celebrity...
She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut for me.
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
I'm about to say this but.....
*whentheimposterissus*
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
I breathe in African food.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
What's an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What’s an emo called Anna?
Remember 2000? It was scary.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
