Culture jokes
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?
Because they're recording.
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
Yeah yeah.