Culture jokes
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
When the Among Us has drip ඞ!
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "Daddy."
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
Minecraft YouTube, but I can sing Believer!
YouTube, but I'm making a first video in YouTube.
And I record all the Minecraft videos and upload.
Ooohh! To try it and upload. Ooohh!
I've been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.
I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me, you told me, you told me, you told me.
Place some more ender eyes, and it's time to big surprise.
It's time to kill the ender dragon, go into the...
END!
Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer!
Knock him down, knock him down, Believer, Believer!
Axe it's head, axe it's head.
Axe it's head, defeat him.
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Why do white people colonize everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets, which they already do.
I was speaking to a deaf Asian man. I said, "Hi." He said, "Wha yiu sa?"
Kobe got irl canceled.