Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!
My Italian chef friend died last week. He pasta away.
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho Cheese!
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
How do you know if spaghetti is a boy or a girl? It's meatballs.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
Ever have an Italian sausage in a can?
