Cuisine jokes
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
How do you know if spaghetti is a boy or a girl? It's meatballs.
I wrote a song about tortillas...
Actually, it's more of a wrap.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
Ever have an Italian sausage in a can?
What did Donald Trump serve to Justin Trudeau at a state dinner?
Poutine with Russian dressing!
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed I only have a crockpot. 🤣
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed I only had a croc pot.
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?
A: Jalapeño business!