Cry Jokes

Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person "Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945

I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him wheres your mom and he cried. Why?

I cried while my parents were cutting onions..... onions was such a good dog.

You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.

*Watches sad movie with family*

Everyone else: *Crying*

Sister: How aren't you crying?

Me: I have no tear left to cry...

Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant "let it go"

My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry... . . . . . . So I threw a coconut at her...

Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the worlds hardest riddle! Good luck 😝- “I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities.”

Why do orphans cry at insurance places They got offered the family plan

The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.

jimmy does stand up comedy he says “what do you call an orangutang”

jake replies “YOU” then everyone including the teacher laughs jimmy cries

LOL

Don’t cry when you attend my funeral, I was dead long ago so why cry now?

One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.

Q: what's the difference between a fetus and an onion? A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces

Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: 🙄. My depression: remeber that one tim...... Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we..... Me: nope. My deprssion: *says really fast*:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: 😳😶😟. My depression: 😉 dont worry I'll always be here for you.