I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry
What do you do when a baby starts to cry. You use more lube
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
I got my little girl a hand sewing kit for her birthday and she cried. I didn't understand why until I realized that she had no hands to sew with.
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said "Don't make me call your parents"
Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- ..go on.. Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- *cries T_T*
what did sally do when she got home? cry because she has no arms
what the difference between a baby and a brick
I brick doesn't cry when you trow it on a wall
my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
At school, bobby boy's classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with "why are you crying". Bobby says "someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die". His mom looks him straight in the eye and says "depends, which one are you referring to?"
Knock knock who dare Boo boo who don't cry in front of me or else I'll cry
One day I was jogging through the park and I saw this lady sitting next to a pond in a wheelchair with no legs and arms and said "Why are you crying" she said she had never been hugged I gave her a hug and jogged away.The next day i saw her again and asked her the same question she said "I've never been kissed" I gave her a kiss and went, The third day i asked her thrice and she said I've never been fucked I picked her up from her wheelchair and throwed her in the pond and said your fucked now She didn't make it:)
why did the orphan cry when he got back home
because he did not have one
I asked my kid to give me a hand that motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied so I encouraged him to stand up for himself idk why he started crying
Me calling the orphan kid from school: hello are your parents home? The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* STOP CALLING HERE
Myq sister told only onions make you u cry so i alway hit her back when she hit me but i hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
Whats the difference between an emo kid and an onion? You cry when you cut an onion.
I seen an orphan fall in the streets crying so i ran up to him and said "Are you okay where are your parent"
