Cross jokes
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
Memes
Why did the emo cross the road?
To not get to the other side.
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
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What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
A young man was crossing the road when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess." The man took the frog, smiled at it, and put it in his wallet.
The frog called out again, "If you kiss me and I turn into a princess, I will live with you for a week and do everything you want." The young man took the frog out, smiled, and put it back.
Then the frog called out, "Okay, okay! I will be with you and do whatever you want forever!" The young man laughed and put it back in his wallet.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is wrong with you? I'm offering to be a beautiful princess! Why won't you kiss me?"
The young man said, "Listen, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is pretty cool."
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
Why did the brother cross the road? Because the sister farted.
Why did the tomato cross the road?
To ketchup with his friends on the other side.
Why did the homeless man stop to help the kids cross the street?
To get them into his van.
Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?
So no one would know what side he was on.
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.