Cross

Cross jokes

Flag

Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.

Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.

Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.

Official flag of Japan? The Sun.

Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.

Join us for more of the story, after the break!

Queen

Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?

Emo

Why did the emo cross the road?

To not get to the other side.

Fart

Why did the brother cross the road? Because the sister farted.

Tomato

Why did the tomato cross the road?

To ketchup with his friends on the other side.

Cow

What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?

Mooooooooooo along!

Roster

Why did the roster cross the road twice?

To prove it was not a chicken.

Fraud

Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?

A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)