What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
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Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
Why did the emo cross the road?
To not get to the other side.
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
Why did the brother cross the road? Because the sister farted.
Why did the tomato cross the road?
To ketchup with his friends on the other side.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
