Why did Princess Di cross the road? Momentum.
Yo Hairline so far back it goes back to Jesus on the cross
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant
If u want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents. Double! Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere! Triple! Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasnt wearing his seatbelt.
why can,t the tolit paper cross the road it was stuck in a crack
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic
Why did the poop cross the street .why. Because it was trying to get in the toilet
Why wasnât the duck afraid to cross the road because he wasnât chicken
What do you get when you cross a priest with toilet? Holy shit.
why did the man cross the road...?
because he wanted to :) :) :)
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator
Why did the child cross the road ?
To get to the other slide
why did the orphan cross the road because he doesnt have parnets
What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac? Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first bite <3
Question: How did the cat cross the river.
Answer: It didnât, It drowned.
yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the bitch house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A RHYME SCHEME that's all about the BENJAMINS
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side
