what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
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Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
Why did the emo cross the road?
To not get to the other side.
Why did the brother cross the road? Because the sister farted.
Why did the tomato cross the road?
To ketchup with his friends on the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
Once upon a time, Bob was in his hospital bed receiving medical treatment soon after finding out he had cancer. One day, his friend Jeremy decided to visit Bob and told him this very inspiring sentence: "Sometimes in life, you and your heart will climb peaking mountains, and cross low valleys."
Little did Bob know that Jeremy was talking about his heart monitor.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
