Cross jokes
Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
Nook 182 is Blink 182 but Animal Crossing ( don’t take it down this time
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.
What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross?
"Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.
What is Jesus's favorite exercise?
Cross Fit.
Why did Ama cross the road?
To find his dad.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
Wade, you're a joke. The worst joke.
Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not.
I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.
Maybe I'm just too old at this point.