Cross jokes
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity.
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
Why did the emo cross the road?
To not get to the other side.
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
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What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
A young man was crossing the road when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess." The man took the frog, smiled at it, and put it in his wallet.
The frog called out again, "If you kiss me and I turn into a princess, I will live with you for a week and do everything you want." The young man took the frog out, smiled, and put it back.
Then the frog called out, "Okay, okay! I will be with you and do whatever you want forever!" The young man laughed and put it back in his wallet.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is wrong with you? I'm offering to be a beautiful princess! Why won't you kiss me?"
The young man said, "Listen, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is pretty cool."
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
Why doesn’t Jesus trust humanity anymore?
Because he doesn’t wanna get double-crossed.
Why did the brother cross the road? Because the sister farted.
Why did the tomato cross the road?
To ketchup with his friends on the other side.
Why did the homeless man stop to help the kids cross the street?
To get them into his van.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.