why did the deer cross the road its freind deered it to
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
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Yes the Queen has died today, can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross dressing as her.
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
Why did the emo cross the road?
To not get to the other side.
Why did the Canadian cross the road? To say sorry to the other side.
Why did the brother cross the road? Because The Sister Farted.
why did the tomato cross the road to ketchup with his friends on the other side
why did the roster cross the road twice?
to prove it was not a chicken
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
Pokemon:Why did the Miltank cross the road? To get to the udder side.
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
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Why did the Dad cross the road
To get the milk
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock? Glockomole
Once upon a time, Bob was in his hospital bed receiving medical treatment soon after finding out he had cancer. One day, his friend Jeremy decided to visit Bob and told him this very inspiring sentence: "Sometimes in life, you and your heart will climb peaking mountains, and cross low valleys."
little did Bob know that Jeremy was talking about his heart monitor
why did the octopus cross the road?
cuz he was on the same side as a sushi resturant
Why did the homeless man stop to help the kids cross the streat?
To get them into his van.
Why did the chicken cross the rode? because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
