Puns

guts

why did the toad cross the road to show his girlfreind he had guts

Road

Ali

Why did the dog cross the road? To get to the other side

Chicken

Non of your business

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiots house! Knock knock? Who’s there? The chicken. The chicken who? The idiot chicken who just crossed the road!!!

Car

I'm not funny

Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn’t see the cars.

Chicken

Anonymous

why did the chicken cross the road heehheehehehehehehe

to get to the other side ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa

Puns

Anonymous

why did the roster cross the road twice?

to prove it was not a chicken

Man

Anonymous

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

Cow

Harriet

Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies

Light

Sub to Mike's Bakes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you’re a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.

Join us for more of the story, after the break!

Chicken

Anonymous

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the idiots house

Knock, Knock Who’s there? Chicken

Nose

odindwt231

Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who nose

Orphan

Anonymous

Why did the orphan cross the road. Because they thought they saw there parents(plot twist the orphan got ran over)

Last

Anonymous

What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana’s mind? The steering wheel.

Chicken

chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To end his pain and suffering.

Rooster

Anonymous

What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?

A cock sucker

Fire

bigpapi

Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times?

He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.

Octopus

Anonymous

why did the octopus cross the road?

cuz he was on the same side as a sushi resturant

Sadness

Anonymous

why did the chicken want to cross the road because he was suicidal and wanted to get hit by a car…

Depression

John Wicks Booth

Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg. P1: Why did the chicken cross the road? P2: To get to the other side DUH?!? P1: No dumbass, its to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me). P2: Holy shitr u ok? Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry

Chicken

Anonymous

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side

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