Cross jokes
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
Why did Paul Walker cross the street?
Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Jeff crosses the US border.
The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.
Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
To get to the other preschool.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He got hit!
When does Stephen Hawking cross the road?
When it says "DON'T WALK."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
Why did the depressed person cross the road?
To get run over.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
Yo mama so fat that when she crossed the road, people mistook her for a roundabout.