Bad

Anonymous

Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence to children?

Because he only looks one way when crossing the road

Toilet

papyrus

the toilet paper tried to cross the road he couldnt because he was stuck in a CRACK

Anti

Crypto

What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?

Chicken

Anonymous

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scroll down to see.

To get to the other side! haha so funny…

Chicken

Clair

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the one behind it wasn’t social distancing.

Pig

Anonymous

What is a pig cross pineapple. A porkypine!

Sister

Anonymous

Why did the brother cross the road? Because The Sister Farted.

Snail

Anonymous

A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”

Road

Jeroen

Why did the Canadian cross the road? To say sorry to the other side.

Chicken

Anonymous

Why did the chicken cross the rode? because North Korea’s long-range missiles can’t reach that far.

Chicken

Anonymous

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to birds eye

Bone

Anonymous

why didn’t the skeliton cross the road? a.he didn’t have the guts to do it

Octopus

Turtle🐢

Why did the octopus cross the road? To get to the other TIDE!!!🤣🐙🐙

Toilet

Anonymous

Today there was a big test for Little Timmy. During the test, Timmy had to take a really huge shit. So he rushed to the bathroom. He took a while in there. When he was done, he had realized there was no more toilet paper left. Since there was nothing around him to use, the only thing he could do was wipe with his hand. His time in the bathroom was up, and he needed to finish that test! He didn’t have time to wash his hands. So he hurried back. The problem was, the hand he wiped with was his right hand. He used his left hand to complete the test, which made him fail. When he got home, his mother was standing there crossing her arms. “Timmy, the teacher had called and said you wrote sloppy on your test. Why is that?” Timmy replied, “Oh, it’s because I caught a leprechaun with my right hand, but if I opened it my classmates would scare him away, so I had to use my left.” Timmy’s mother glared at him with disbelief. “Timmy, I don’t believe you. Now open your hand!” Timmy did so and opened his hand. “See, mother? I said you’d scare the shit out of him!”

Sea

GlitzyGlamGirl (GGG)

What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?

Frostbite!

Orange

Anonymous

What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?

Orange juice

Animal

TheMostMorbid

Question: How did the cat cross the river.

Answer: It didn’t, It drowned.

Chicken

I'm Already Tracer

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Because it was the Chicken’s day off!

Puns

TotallyARobotBeepBoop

I told a Seal a joke it went like “Why did the kid cross the playground” he said “why?” I said “To get to the other slide” and then he said “thats the sealiest thing Ive ever heard”

Chair

ligma

why didn’t the chair cross the road? because it was a chair.

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