Cross jokes
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?
Why did mommy disappear? The dad: Well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.
I can now cross it off my bucket list
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
Official Dj Penaldo playlist.
1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand store!
Why did the vegetable cross the road? He didn't, he just sat there.
What was the last thought Jesus had before he died?
"Man, I could really use a crowbar right about now."
What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?
A porkypine!
Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
To get to the other TIDE!!! 🤣🐙🐙
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.