What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
What do you getting you cross bill cosby and Jeffrey Epstein? Predator 2
Why did the chicken cross the road?
why?
To get to the idiots house
Knock knock
Who's there
The chicken
Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put the wrong socks on this morning.
Why did Paul walker cross the street?
Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt
why did princess diana cross the road?- cause she wasn’t wearing a seatbelt
Why'd the orphan cross the road? He was told his parents were on the other side.
Why Did The Pedophile Cross The Road?
To Get To The Other Preschool.
What was the last thought Jesus had before he died?
"Man, I could really use a crowbar right about now."
Why don't mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing"
What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi and a lesbian that is a progressive democrat and a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco California one of Jehovah's Witnesses
My wife accused me of being a cross dresser so i packed up her clothes and left
the toilet paper tried to cross the road he couldnt because he was stuck in a CRACK
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
Why did the chicken cross the road ? cuz he saw a chic 😉
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay mans house.
Knock,knock
Who's there?
The chicken.
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
Why did the toilet paper cross the road? It was on a roll