What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
Official Dj Penaldo playlist.
1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand store!
Why did the vegetable cross the road? He didn't, he just sat there.
Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.
What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?
A porkypine!
What was the last thought Jesus had before he died?
"Man, I could really use a crowbar right about now."
Why did the octopus cross the road?
To get to the other TIDE!!! 🤣🐙🐙
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
