Why did the toilet paper cross the road? It was on a roll
Why don't mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing"
What do you get when you cross a clergyman and a politician? panhandler
What’s a mexican’s favorite sport?
Cross-country
what do get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped
My wife accused me of being a cross dresser so i packed up her clothes and left
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road ? cuz he saw a chic 😉
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂
Why’d the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay (guys/girls) house. (Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?” A: the chicken
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
This is the Real Reason why the Chicken Crossed the Road.
Q: Why did the Chicken cross the Road
A: To Vist his Grandmother at KFC
Why did mommy disapear: the dad: well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.