If u want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents. Double! Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere! Triple! Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasnt wearing his seatbelt.

yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.

Why did Paul walker cross the street?

Because he wasn’t wearing his seatbelt

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.

How did they know Princess Diana had Dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why didnt the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the gay mans house.

Knock,knock

Who’s there?

The chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road?

the chicken next to him farted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down

Why did the fish cross the sea?

To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂

What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? – A cross.

Why did the one handed man cross the road?

To get to the second hand store!

Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.

You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded, what is the first thing you do? Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road?

He wasn’t wearing a seatbelt

why did the chicken cross the road.

to die

why did the vegetable cross the road. He didn’t he just sat there

Why did the toilet paper cross the road? It was on a roll

Why did sally cross the road? She didn’t wear her seatbelt

What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather?

A brrrrrrrr-d!

why did princess diana cross the road?- cause she wasn’t wearing a seatbelt