What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
Why did the brother cross the road? Because The Sister Farted.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Why did the Dad cross the road
To get the milk
What is Jesus's Favorite Exercise? Cross Fit
why did the serial killer cross the rode, to get to the victims house
knock knock who's there, the serial killer
Why did the condom cross the road...... Because he was pissed off.
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test
why did my dad cross the road.
to get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on american soil
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.
Did jesus cut his nails? No! His nails cut through him.
GUESS WHAT U GET WHEN U CROSS A DARKSIDE AND YOUR KING
why did the toad cross the road to show his girlfreind he had guts
Jesus tried solving the rubik cube but died on the cross
What do you het when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side!
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather?
A brrrrrrrr-d!
Why Did The Pedophile Cross The Road?
To Get To The Other Preschool.
did jesus die a virgin no he got nailed before he died
why did the depressed person cross the road.
to get ran over.
