Orphan

Joe

If u want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents. Double! Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere! Triple! Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasnt wearing his seatbelt.

Fat

Anonymous

yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.

Walker

Anonymous

Why did Paul walker cross the street?

Because he wasn’t wearing his seatbelt

Head

Anonymous

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.

How did they know Princess Diana had Dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.

Orphan

p.... breath

Why didnt the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?

Man

Sweet Venomous Lies

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the gay mans house.

Knock,knock

Who’s there?

The chicken.

Fart

ChunkyTomato234

why did the chicken cross the road?

the chicken next to him farted.

Car

BigDaddy

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down

Fish

Poopy

Why did the fish cross the sea?

To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂

Animal

Anonymous

What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? – A cross.

Man

Anonymous

Why did the one handed man cross the road?

To get to the second hand store!

Cow

Anonymous

Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.

Woman

Tanner

You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded, what is the first thing you do? Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.

Walker

Anonymous

Why did Paul Walker cross the road?

He wasn’t wearing a seatbelt

Die

heck

why did the chicken cross the road.

to die

Vegetable

buzzernot

why did the vegetable cross the road. He didn’t he just sat there

Puns

Anonymous

Why did the toilet paper cross the road? It was on a roll

Sally

Anonymous

Why did sally cross the road? She didn’t wear her seatbelt

Cold

Ima Loozer

What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather?

A brrrrrrrr-d!

Road

Anonymous

why did princess diana cross the road?- cause she wasn’t wearing a seatbelt

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