Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
Why did the Michael Jackson cross the road
To get to the opera
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
Q:Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean
A:to find his dad
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
Why did your mom cross the road? Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
a boy named jimmy was riding to hell to save his brothers and sister that is the last plase he pist there came a cross the devil part 1
why did the bat cross the road because to get blood bar
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey? Zeedonk
I was going from Germany to Austria and I accidentally crossed the border Illegally when the poliece caught me they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them y? they said I didn't see the border
Why did the frog cross the road?
To show his gang that he had guts.
-My brother
Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg. P1: Why did the chicken cross the road? P2: To get to the other side DUH?!? P1: No dumbass, its to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me). P2: Holy shitr u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
because skeletons aren't alive and can't move so it's impossible for him to cross the road
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle? A Dildo.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
What do you get when you cross a eagle with a lion? A grifen
What do you get if you cross Hilary Clinton and Barrack Obama. A blonde n1gger cunt
