Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator
Why does a chicken cross the road
To poop and pee in the potty
From My 6 year old sister
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand? - A ham sandwich
Stephen Hawkins died crossing the road, he was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
Question: How did the cat cross the river.
Answer: It didn’t, It drowned.
Why did the knight cross the road
He can not because his armor was to heavy
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What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac? Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog
why did the orphan cross the road because he doesnt have parnets
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first bite <3
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. 2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon. 3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.” 4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. 5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river. 6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils. 7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope. 8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves. 9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match. 10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee. 11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”). 12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted. 13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff. 14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat. 15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball. 16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing. 17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the bitch house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken
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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: because chickens are mindless creatures and does not know any better?
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!
also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.
Why did the koala cross the road? To get to the big tree
