Cross jokes
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.
Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
Ok, here's a story about the church.
There were two parents, then they had a baby. Then they go to the church and the baby was getting a cross on his forehead. Guess he was big headed. Sorry if this offends anyone or makes this joke bad since I keep writing this.
Today, there was a big test for Little Timmy. During the test, Timmy had to take a really huge shit. So, he rushed to the bathroom. He took a while in there.
When he was done, he realized there was no more toilet paper left. Since there was nothing around him to use, the only thing he could do was wipe with his hand. His time in the bathroom was up, and he needed to finish that test! He didn’t have time to wash his hands. So, he hurried back. The problem was, the hand he wiped with was his right hand. He used his left hand to complete the test, which made him fail. When he got home, his mother was standing there crossing her arms. “Timmy, the teacher had called and said you wrote sloppy on your test. Why is that?” Timmy replied, “Oh, it’s because I caught a leprechaun with my right hand, but if I opened it, my classmates would scare him away, so I had to use my left.” Timmy’s mother glared at him with disbelief. “Timmy, I don’t believe you. Now open your hand!” Timmy did so and opened his hand. “See, mother? I said you’d scare the shit out of him!”
Why did the condom cross the road?
Because he was pissed off.
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
A dildo.
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
Why doesn’t Jesus trust humanity anymore?
Because he doesn’t wanna get double-crossed.
What did the beer can say to the other? "Open me, please!"
What did the coconut say to the other? "Crack!"
Why did the jalapeño cross the road? I got spicy!
Why did the hubcap cross the road? Crack!
Why jazz, Jr. Get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the tornado cross the road? Let’s spin again!
Why did the turkey get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the bunny get to the side of the road? Get furry!
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
Because there was a school on the other side.
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
What do you get when you cross a highway on a bike?
Run over.