What do you get when you cross an eagle with a lion?
A griffin.
Cross Jokes
Why did the man cross the road?
Because he wanted to. :) :) :)
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler? Just the Rottweiler.
You're the bunny, and I'm the Rottweiler.
Two men were on a hike through a forest when one of the hikers got bit on his ass by a snake.
The other hiker ran to the village 2 miles away and explained to a doctor there what had happened. The doctor told him to cut a cross with a knife where he had been bitten and suck out the venom, so he ran back to the first hiker who asked him, "Have you got the cure?"
Hiker number two just said, "Nah mate, you're dead."
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the church.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The Priest... Let's go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?
A ham sandwich.
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
