Cross jokes
My wife accused me of being a cross-dresser, so I packed up her clothes and left.
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
Why did the condom cross the road?
Because he was pissed off.
Why was Jesus not good at Basketball?
Because he died in the Cross 😈
What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
Once upon a time, Bob was in his hospital bed receiving medical treatment soon after finding out he had cancer. One day, his friend Jeremy decided to visit Bob and told him this very inspiring sentence: "Sometimes in life, you and your heart will climb peaking mountains, and cross low valleys."
Little did Bob know that Jeremy was talking about his heart monitor.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
because skeletons aren't alive and can't move, so it's impossible for him to cross the road.
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dinosaur? A cat-astrophe!