Cross jokes
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken.
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?
Zeedonk.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
Why did the bat cross the road? Because to get to the blood bar.