why did the chicken cross the road. to go to Chick-fil-A
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they cant go home
Why did the dog cross the road twice? Because he was trying to catch a boomerang
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple!
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?
Why didnt the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
What do you get if you cross hot wheels. hot legs.hehe
While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5min later I found fell it in gutter
I guy entered to a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching crossed the books and the librarian asked him. Librarian..... what are you looking for ? Man ....I am looking for a book!! Librarian... Which book ?? Man ...... FACEBOOK.
Why didnt the chicken cross the road He got hit
WHY DID PRINCESS DIANNA CROSS THE ROAD?
CAUSE SHE DIDNT WEAR A SEATBELT
Jesus was being hug up on the cross, and me and all the other people at the bottom of the hill were watching. Jesus cries out ''Peter, peter come to me!'' So I climb up the hill on my hands and knees, and when i reach the top the Romans cut of my arms and chuck me back down the hill. ''Peter, peter come to me!'' cries Jesus once more. I stumble up the hill then the Romans cut my legs of and threw me back down. For the third time Jesus cries ''Peter peter come to me!''. So i wriggle up the hill and I guess the romans pitied me and let me through. ''Look peter, I can see my house from here!''
Why did the chicken cross the road? To end his pain and suffering.
why did the chicken cross the road? whos gives a shit i wanna know how it got the car started
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary
Why did princess Diana cross the road?
-she wasn't wearing a seat belt
How did Princess Diana cross the road through the windshield
Why did the chicken cross the towers
Because he he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side
Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone?
Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
I was walking home when i saw a children crossing the streets on his own. I went towards him and tap his shoulder and said "hey Little kid, you are not suppose to be walking on your own."the kid turns out to be a dwarf.
