Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
A boy named Jimmy was riding to Hell to save his brothers and sister. That is the last place he pissed. There came across the Devil.
Part 1
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?
Zeedonk.
Why did the bat cross the road? Because to get to the blood bar.
I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.
Why did the frog cross the road?
To show his gang that he had guts.
Why did Paul Walker cross the street?
Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
A dildo.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken was in 666 pieces after being molested by Gerard brutally with a rail gun covered in spears covered in his lymph. His beak was ripped open and shoved in his feet after glass shards were shoved into his eyes until they came out the other side. His feet were nailed to the ground.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
because skeletons aren't alive and can't move, so it's impossible for him to cross the road.
You don't need brains to be a Boss.
When the body was first created, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control all of the body's responses and functions."
The feet said, "We should be Boss since we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."
The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."
Finally, the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.
Within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic, and the brain fevered. Eventually, they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
Moral Of The Story: You don't need a brain to be a Boss----any asshole will do.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road? Because he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the poop cross the street? Because it was trying to get in the toilet.
What do you get when you cross a priest with a toilet?
Holy shit.
What do you get when you cross an eagle with a lion?
A griffin.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because he wanted to. :) :) :)
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
