Why did the frog cross the road?
To show his gang that he had guts.
-My brother
Why did Paul walker cross the street?
Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt
why can,t the tolit paper cross the road it was stuck in a crack
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
because skeletons aren't alive and can't move so it's impossible for him to cross the road
You don't need brains to be a Boss. When the body was first created, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control all of the body's responses and functions."
The feet said, "We should be Boss since we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."
The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."
Finally, the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.
Within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic, and the brain fevered. Eventually, they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
Moral Of The Story: You don't need a brain to be a Boss----any asshole will do.
Why did the poop cross the street .why. Because it was trying to get in the toilet
Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road because he wasn’t chicken
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
What do you get when you cross a priest with toilet? Holy shit.
What do you get when you cross a eagle with a lion? A grifen
why did the man cross the road...?
because he wanted to :) :) :)
why did the cow cross the road? cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie
why did the chicken cross the road?-it didn't
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler? Just the Rottweiler. You're the bunny, and I'm the rottweiler
Two men were were on a hike through a forest when on of the hikers got bit on his ass by a snake the other hiker ran to the village 2 miles away and explained to a doctor there what had happened the doctor told him to cut a cross with a knife where he had been bitten and suck out the venom so he ran back to the first hiker who asked him, ''have u got the cure'' hiker number two just said nah mate your dead
Why did the child cross the road? To get to the church. Knock-Knock. Who's there? The Priest... Lets go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.
Why did the child cross the road ?
To get to the other slide
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?: She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff; they found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle? A Dildo.
