Cross jokes
Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg.
P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
P2: To get to the other side DUH?!?
P1: No dumbass, it's to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me).
P2: Holy shit are u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*
What do you get when you cross a highway on a bike?
Run over.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
Once upon a time, Bob was in his hospital bed receiving medical treatment soon after finding out he had cancer. One day, his friend Jeremy decided to visit Bob and told him this very inspiring sentence: "Sometimes in life, you and your heart will climb peaking mountains, and cross low valleys."
Little did Bob know that Jeremy was talking about his heart monitor.
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
Why did the disabled kid cross the road?
(Why?)
He can't.
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.
Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
Why was Jesus not good at Basketball?
Because he died in the Cross 😈