Cross jokes
Why did a cop in the 1960s cross the road? To arrest a faggot for cross-dressing.
I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken.
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.