Cross jokes
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
Why did the bat cross the road? Because to get to the blood bar.
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?
Zeedonk.
Why did Paul Walker cross the street?
Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.