Cross jokes
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
Memes
Supposed to be video but cant do that
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross?
"Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?
Zeedonk.
A boy named Jimmy was riding to Hell to save his brothers and sister. That is the last place he pissed. There came across the Devil.
Part 1
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
Why did the bat cross the road? Because to get to the blood bar.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
Why did the frog cross the road?
To show his gang that he had guts.
Why did Paul Walker cross the street?
Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
A dildo.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken was in 666 pieces after being molested by Gerard brutally with a rail gun covered in spears covered in his lymph. His beak was ripped open and shoved in his feet after glass shards were shoved into his eyes until they came out the other side. His feet were nailed to the ground.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
because skeletons aren't alive and can't move, so it's impossible for him to cross the road.