Cross jokes
How do you know if a comedian is high?
Comedian: Why did the wings cross the road? To get to chicken.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Alright listen up you penis sucking chicken muching grape juice sipping BLACKIE!!! This is Explain Bear here to explain the joke. So the joke of “Why did the chicken cross the road” is that you expect it to be a funny punchline. But instead, you get a straightforward answer “To get to the other side” which is the logical explanation to that question. The humor is found in subversion to the subversion of expectation. Double whammy!!! So yeah that was another joke successfully explained by EXPLAIN BEAR!!!!! Dont forget to like and subscribe to my youtube channel, and until next time, BEAR OUT!!!!!!!
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To get to the curry shop.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Park.
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dinosaur? A cat-astrophe!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because these jokes are not funny.
Here's why the chicken crossed the road...
The chicken was on the run from a crazy-ass butcher ready to murder the poor thing, so the chicken crossed the road. The chicken was crossing the road, then a blind kid saw the chicken, and the kid was hit by a flying rock, his vision was blurred (what vision?) and was actually cured of the blind. The chicken ran and jumped into a truck's opening and was never seen again... The kid got up from the ground and looked at the road, to see the chicken was not there, and said..." The chicken crossed the road...." The kid yelled at everyone about the chicken crossing the road and got a lot of positive attention. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Reddit were full of the chicken nonsense and gained widespread attention from N.A to Asia in only 1 day.
The butcher was arrested for the attempted murder of a joke animal and was sentenced to over 20 years in solitary confinement, and a few weeks later, the sentence was moved to a life sentence, and the butcher became known as The ChicKiller.
The End (hope you enjoyed, I was bored so I made this shit...)
Why is "T" well-respected, but more in its lowercase form?
It crossed the line with Jesus.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
Why did the black guy cross the street to check King Van?
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?
A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.
Why did the duck cross over the cave? Because he wasn't a chicken.
IDK, sorry...
Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.
Dead people can’t cross the street because they're dead, ha ha!
Wade, you're a joke. The worst joke.
Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not.
I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.
Maybe I'm just too old at this point.
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
The priest wanted the little boy to touch his cross. The boy said, "It's hard." Then it shot out holy water, and the priest said, "Come again and taste the second cumming of Jesus, lmao."