The priest wanted the little boy to touch his cross. The boy said, "It's hard." Then it shot out holy water, and the priest said, "Come again and taste the second cumming of Jesus, lmao."
What happens when you cross a cow and a red neck? The redneck fucks the cow
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A nnaaahhhga
Why did trump's brain cross the road to get to the other side oh wait there is no other side
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES
Why Did prices Dyana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a sheet belt.
Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the “ shell” station.
Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the peanut.
why did Diana cross the road because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?To get to the other tide!!!😂
why did sophia cross the road to eat her nuggies
Why did the cow cross the road To go tp the moovies
Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get away from the man. Why did the man cross the road? Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
why did the cat cross the road
2 die
Why did the chicken cross the playground To get to the other slide.
Q.Why did the cow cross the road A.Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie
Why did the Lego cross the road? He was on the wrong block!
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
