Why did the cow cross the road To go tp the moovies
Q.Why did the cow cross the road A.Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie
Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get away from the man. Why did the man cross the road? Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
why did the cat cross the road
2 die
Why did the Lego cross the road he was on the wrong blockl
why did Diana cross the road because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
why did sophia cross the road to eat her nuggies
Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the peanut.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?To get to the other tide!!!đ
ever wondered how jesus got rid of the cross that killed him? burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino ??
El if I know
i was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street, when I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the â shellâ station.
Why did the chicken cross the playground To get to the other slide.
So my ex who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol
why did the skeleton did not cross the road
beaucuse it did not have the gusts
What Did The Beer Can Say To The Other? Open Me Please What Did The Coconut Say To The Other? Crack Why Did The Jalapeño Cross The Road? Got Spicy Why Did The Hubcap Cross The Road? Crack Why Jazz JR. Get To The Other Side Of The Creek? Donât Break A Leg What Did The Tornado Cross The Road? Letâs Spin Again Why Did The Turkey Get To The Other Side of The Creek? Donât Break A Leg What did The Bunny Get To The Side Of The Road? Get Furry
ok heres a story about the church the there was 2 parents, then they have a baby, then they go to the church and the baby was getting a cross on his fore head guess he was big headed, sorry if this offends anyone or make this joke bad since i keep writing this
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Why did the turtle cross the road? We don't know yet OOF dislike plz I have no life XD All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie
