Cross jokes
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?
A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.
Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.
Why did the liberal cross the road?
(Ah, fuck this shit, I'm gonna kill myself!)
Dead people can’t cross the street because they're dead, ha ha!
Wade, you're a joke. The worst joke.
Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not.
I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.
Maybe I'm just too old at this point.
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Thanks guys, remember to like it, means a lot!
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because these jokes are not funny.
Here's why the chicken crossed the road...
The chicken was on the run from a crazy-ass butcher ready to murder the poor thing, so the chicken crossed the road. The chicken was crossing the road, then a blind kid saw the chicken, and the kid was hit by a flying rock, his vision was blurred (what vision?) and was actually cured of the blind. The chicken ran and jumped into a truck's opening and was never seen again... The kid got up from the ground and looked at the road, to see the chicken was not there, and said..." The chicken crossed the road...." The kid yelled at everyone about the chicken crossing the road and got a lot of positive attention. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Reddit were full of the chicken nonsense and gained widespread attention from N.A to Asia in only 1 day.
The butcher was arrested for the attempted murder of a joke animal and was sentenced to over 20 years in solitary confinement, and a few weeks later, the sentence was moved to a life sentence, and the butcher became known as The ChicKiller.
The End (hope you enjoyed, I was bored so I made this shit...)
The priest wanted the little boy to touch his cross. The boy said, "It's hard." Then it shot out holy water, and the priest said, "Come again and taste the second cumming of Jesus, lmao."
What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?
The redneck fucks the cow.
Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
To get to the peanut.
Why did the Lego cross the road? He was on the wrong block!
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.