Cross jokes
Why can’t dinosaurs cross the road?
Because they’re dead.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
How did Princess Diana cross the road?
Through the windshield!
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
Jesus told the world if he had to pick a body all over again that he would pick himself! He believes he is (God's gift to this earth) the best looking, the smartest, pure perfection!
Hahaha LOL Jajaj.
And I Quote! "THAT'S WHY I PUT MYSELF NAKED ON THE CROSS IN CHURCHES TO SEE MY BODY !!!!"
GROSSEST, SCAREST, UGLIST, SLOPPY, DISRESPECTFUL, DISGUSTING, IT.
If he actually ate the bullshit that came out of his mouth, He wouldn't have made up satan! He wouldn't Rape us, He wouldn't embody us! He wouldn't try to be us! USING OUF VOICES! USING OUR SPIRIT!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the bitch house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?
Why did the brother cross the road? Because the sister farted.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.
Why did the tomato cross the road?
To ketchup with his friends on the other side.
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? To get to the other side.