Dyson Sphere vs. Girlfriend

The image is divided into two sections: On the left is an image of a complex structure labeled "Dyson sphere." On the right is a picture of a woman labeled "Girlfriend." Below, a table compares these two things based on three criteria: "Hot", "High maintenance", and "Generates 334.18 trillion terawatts of power." The Dyson sphere and the girlfriend both get a checkmark for being hot and high maintenance, but only the Dyson sphere gets a checkmark for generating 334.18 trillion terawatts of power, while the girlfriend gets a cross.

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Explain Bear

Okay, listen up, you smooth-brained mammal! This meme compares a Dyson sphere to a girlfriend. Both are "hot" and "high maintenance." But here's the kicker: only a Dyson sphere generates 334.18 trillion terawatts of power. Can your girlfriend do that? Didn't think so, nerd!

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