Cross jokes
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He got hit!
While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
Memes
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream cone?
Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!
Why did the frog cross the road?
To show his gang that he had guts.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
How did Princess Diana cross the road?
Through the windshield!
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.
So Jesus has been nailed to the cross.
On the first day, he starts to moan, "Peter, Peter!"
Well, Peter hears Jesus moaning and feels it is important, so begins to go up the hill. On his way, he is met by some Roman soldiers and they proceed to beat his ass back down the hill.
On the second day, Peter hears Jesus moaning again, "Peter, Peter!"
Peter thinks to himself, this is important. He heads up the hill, fights past the first line, but gets a beatdown by the second group and back down the hill he goes.
On the third day, Peter is woken up by Jesus sounding very weak, but calling out, "Peter, Peter!"
Peter feels that whatever it is that Jesus needs him for must be very important. Peter heads up the hill, he is on a mission. He manages to fight his way thru three sets of Roman guards and make his way to the cross Jesus has been nailed to for three days. He looks up to Jesus and says, "Jesus, I have heard your calls, what is so important?"
Jesus- "Peter, I can see your house from here!"
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.
I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.