Cross jokes
What do you get when you cross a redneck and another redneck? Incest.
A Karen is so stupid, she can't even cross the hairline!
Why did ze cow cross the road?
yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder failure.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀
You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken was in 666 pieces after being molested by Gerard brutally with a rail gun covered in spears covered in his lymph. His beak was ripped open and shoved in his feet after glass shards were shoved into his eyes until they came out the other side. His feet were nailed to the ground.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?
Zeedonk.
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?
The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)