Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why can’t the baby cross the road? Walls
Why did your mom cross the road? Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross? Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter Vacation.
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
Jesus is the worst just joking he is the best Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle Jesus comes from Bethlehem😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
Why did the Michael Jackson cross the road
To get to the opera
Q:Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean
A:to find his dad
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
Q:Why did the baby cross the road?
A:it wasn't in its car seat
a boy named jimmy was riding to hell to save his brothers and sister that is the last plase he pist there came a cross the devil part 1
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant
Yo Hairline so far back it goes back to Jesus on the cross
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey? Zeedonk
why did the bat cross the road because to get blood bar
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands.
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
I was going from Germany to Austria and I accidentally crossed the border Illegally when the poliece caught me they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them y? they said I didn't see the border
