Crime

Crime jokes

Pedophile

Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.

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  • Rape

    If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.

    They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!

    Rape

    I saw a guy raping a girl in the park, so I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against the two of us.

    Pedophile

    Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?

    A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.

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  • Memes

    Survivor

    What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?

    A Sandy Hooker

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  • Criminal

    A limbless criminal has just been identified. Police say the suspect is armed and on the run.

    Orphan

    Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?

    A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.

    Catholic

    What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans?

    Catholics are registered sex offenders.

    Priest

    A police officer pulls over two Catholic priests. He says he's looking for two child molesters.

    The Catholic priests look at each other: "We'll do it!"

    Batman

    I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.

    Problem

    The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.

    Word

    Whoever stole my Microsoft Office account, I'll make you pay. You have my word!

    Phone

    Joker gives Batman a phone.

    Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."

    Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"