Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
Crime Jokes
What’s a peedophile’s favorite shoes? White vans.
A limbless criminal has just been identified. Police say the suspect is armed and on the run.
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.
What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans?
Catholics are registered sex offenders.
A police officer pulls over two Catholic priests. He says he's looking for two child molesters.
The Catholic priests look at each other: "We'll do it!"
If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
I lost my driver's license today. I hit my ex with my car.
I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
Whoever stole my Microsoft Office account, I'll make you pay. You have my word!
Joker gives Batman a phone.
Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."
Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
