Crime jokes
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him.
How do you keep a mute woman you've raped from telling on you?
By cutting off her fingers.
I saw a robbery at the Apple store.
Am I an iWitness?
I only kidnapped orphans because they have no parents to report them missing.
Today, I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. The police thought it was suicide since I have no fingerprints. Wow, I’m so nice taking care of the disabled.
Memes
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
Not done yet.
Now they are.
Why was the guitarist arrested?
He fingered a minor.
What’s the difference between 911 and an abortion?
With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.
If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.
They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!
What did the racist serial killer say to the cop?
“Wait, you’re getting paid?”
What did the white kid pull out of his bookbag?
A 9mm.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
Why do pedophiles go to a nursery?
Early access.
What's the smartest crime?
3rd degree murder.
What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?
An outlaw is wanted.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
Me: brags about my 30 kill streak.
The jury: O.o