Who needs April Fools?
When your whole life is a joke?
April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."
It's April Fools' Day. I'm gonna go to the orphanage and tell kids, "Their parents are here to pick them up."
We're skipping April Fools' Day this year. The biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country.
So, this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well, the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road, he starts speeding. Eventually, he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, "Is my wife okay? She was carrying my child." The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes, "APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage."
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."
In 2021, we won't need an April Fool's prank. Just think of Joe Biden and call it a day.
I told the last person I slept with I was pregnant. He freaked the fuck out but calmed down after he realized it was April Fools'.
The look on my cousin's face was hilarious.
God, I love telling children their parents love them, but only on April Fools'. They're orphans, after all.
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
when its April fools day go to a orphan and say there parents should come back
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
It's not rape if you say "April Fools!"
Why can’t October fool April?
Because only April Fools.
On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
April's fool day:go tell an orphan their parents are back Ophan: Where.................. Oh
It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.
You look pretty today...April Fools!
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.
