I had the worst day of my life. My 13 year old ex got killed and I got fired from my job as a police guard. Did I mention that we were in Syria?
A Bad Day
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, this genius is trying to make a joke about having a terrible day, right? His 13-year-old ex dies, he gets fired from his job as a police guard, and they're in Syria. You see, your brain has to process a lot of things, but you are bad at it. Basically, all of those things are bad, so it's funny, or at least that's the joke.