Crime jokes
Q. What happens when a pedophile spills his coffee? A. It leaves an EP-stain.
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
When the school shooter is about to leave the school, and then the autistic kid screams, "Hooray!"
Davin is a pedo.
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
5 is enough
Yo mama so dumb, she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium and you’re being a respectful friend.
But do it at home and you’re destroying evidence.
What's the most between my uncle and aunt?
My aunt waited until I was 14 to come on my face.
Where do spiders commit crimes?
The Dark Web.
Yo mama is soooooo fat that she was arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack!
How can you tell when a female became a rape victim? She crossed herself out, hanging by with a Carlton dry.
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
What is the difference between preschools and my basement?
Little kids come out of preschool.
Mother got shot, damn.
Father got shot, damn.
Sister got shot, damn.
Brother got shot, damn.
Auntie running away with a shotgun!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
There is one rapist among us.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!