Crime jokes
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?
They both see things they shouldn't.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
Memes
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
According to Christianity, Jesus is the son of a GODFATHER.
Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.
R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
Not everyone is perfect. Just take Charles Manson, for example.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.
Win a free ride in a police car! Just pick up a knife and use it!
My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?
Cassie.
Get it?