Crime jokes
Wow, he stole my antidepressant toy. The next day, he was on the ground.
I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!
I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by comedian Isaac Butterfield.
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?
Who robs and breaks into people's houses?
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
Madeline Mcannot find her.
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
How many babies does it take to paint the walls red?
Depends how hard you throw them.