Crime jokes
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
Memes
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Ever wondered why Usain Bolt runs fast? He's training to outrun the cops.
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
Trump's releasing the files.
To catch all the pedophiles.
He didn't know Epstein.
Didn't touch any teens.
When a redhead commits a mass shooting, does the headline read, "Ginger snaps"?
Vince Li doesn't eat comedians. He says they taste funny.
Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.
The USA has school shootings. We Canadians have bus beheadings.
What do you call a Japanese car thief?
Tommy took a motor.
If a woman named Susan gets murdered, is it considered a Sue-icide?
What is the legal term for shoplifting?
10 fingers discount.
My ex broke up with me the day before his birthday. Yeah, he never got to see anything on his birthday. Next thing you know, I'm now in prison.
Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.