Crime jokes
"When I was in jail, my girlfriend abandoned me. I created a fascination with becoming a gynecologist. When I got bailed out, I became a Travis Bickle."
When a redhead commits a mass shooting, does the headline read, "Ginger snaps"?
Vince Li doesn't eat comedians. He says they taste funny.
Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.
The USA has school shootings. We Canadians have bus beheadings.
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What do you call a Japanese car thief?
Tommy took a motor.
If a woman named Susan gets murdered, is it considered a Sue-icide?
Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
Smoking a fag in Britain: 🚬
Smoking a fag in America: hate crime.
I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.
Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.
So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
I'm Pastor Moe Mister, Moe Lester.
October 1, 2017 is when the Mandalay Bay became the Mandalay spray. Thank Steve for that.