Crime jokes
Who robs and breaks into people's houses?
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
I ate a man because he was dead!
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
I like to commit arson as a recreational activity, you?
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
Why did the ducks go to jail?
They sold quack.
Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.
A kid decided to burn his house down.
His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
Mommy, mommy! Are we bank robbers?
Shut up and pass me the note.
Why was the belt arrested?
It held up a pair of pants.
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's cellmate.