How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?
About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.
Crime Jokes
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.
Now we call him hot wheels.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
A man assaulted me with milk, cheese, and butter.
How dairy!
What's the good thing about child perverts?
They drive slow in a school zone.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and said, "Hot Wheels!"
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?
They both see things they shouldn't.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
According to Christianity, Jesus is the son of a GODFATHER.
Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.
R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
Not everyone is perfect. Just take Charles Manson, for example.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
