Crime jokes
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
Memes
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
I was absolutely fuming when I found out my mate was rifling through my mum's knicker drawer.
No one goes in there without my permission!
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry?
Rapey Santa.
In prison, they called me sweet cheeks.
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
What’s red and white and black all over?
A dead white man at night time!
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
Q. What’s the only good thing about child molesters?
A. They drive slow through school zones.
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?