What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
Crime Jokes
Q. What’s the only good thing about child molesters?
A. They drive slow through school zones.
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
Why did the ducky get arrested?
He got caught selling quack.
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.
A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving Five Guys before it became a restaurant!
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
There was a school fire. I pushed the wheelchair kid into the fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
