Crime jokes
What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
One was famous for walking on the moon, (pause), the other fucked young boys.
What do rapists like to suck?
The life out of their victim.
The rapist is a therapist.
Lol.
Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.
"He scratched his face up, detective. That did it."
"Did I do that?"
Memes
the face of a murderer
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he stole first base.
A disabled kid kept throwing up in class.
So I threw him out the window!
It's not rape if you say "April Fools!"
VOTING SEMIFINAL 2
LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke.
It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.
How to get rich:
Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.
Step 2: Knock out the orphan.
Step 3: Cut open the orphan.
Step 4: Well there [are] organs.
Step 5: Do it again.
And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.
Jake had sex and broke her hymen, guess he’s Jake the ripper.
What was a pedophile's hardest thing? Fitting in!
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
Rapist: Rape doesn't hurt anybody.
Victim: (Implied response indicating the rapist is wrong)
What do you call a man with no legs?
Hangman.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried to touch it that night, next day I went to court.