Crime jokes
My friend, Jackson Huge-T, got raped by Huge-D's.
I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad. Nobody laughed at these jokes; they just cried.
What are a pedophile"s shoes called?
Answer: WHITE VANS
Why do pedophiles never cum first?
Because they like to cum in a little behind.
Why did your mum touch me? Because she was a pedo.
What did the frog say to the pedophile?
Rape is not funny!! What if you were the girl/boy getting raped?
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
The rapist is a therapist.
Lol.
What do rapists like to suck?
The life out of their victim.
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he stole first base.
What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
One was famous for walking on the moon, (pause), the other fucked young boys.
Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.
"He scratched his face up, detective. That did it."
"Did I do that?"
Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!
Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?
A. Rape babies.
VOTING SEMIFINAL 2
LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke.
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?
Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.