Crime jokes
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene?
He didn't have the guts to see it.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
More than five because my basement is still dark.
So I went to the bank and a lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her over.
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
R.I.P. on a tombstone normally means "Rest In Peace"; however, in Madeleine McCann's case, it means "Raped In Portugal".
The police officer in London, who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman, drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car, murder her, and do whatever to her, has appealed against his Whole Life tariff.
He should be relieved it was only that! Could've been worse... could've married her!
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
MORE JOKES COMING SOON LMAO ;]
My friend, Jackson Huge-T, got raped by Huge-D's.
I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad. Nobody laughed at these jokes; they just cried.
What are a pedophile"s shoes called?
Answer: WHITE VANS
Why do pedophiles never cum first?
Because they like to cum in a little behind.
Today we need to teach our teens about having safe sex while using contraceptives.
Condoms 99 percent effective.
Birth control 99 percent effective.
Etc.
Just be like me and use underage 7 year olds works 100 percent of the time (only cost 20 years in jail ;)
What did the frog say to the pedophile?
Why did your mum touch me? Because she was a pedo.
Rape is not funny!! What if you were the girl/boy getting raped?
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?
A. Rape babies.
What do rapists like to suck?
The life out of their victim.
The rapist is a therapist.
Lol.