Crime jokes
7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.
All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.
7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.
What are a pedophile"s shoes called?
Answer: WHITE VANS
Why do pedophiles never cum first?
Because they like to cum in a little behind.
Why did your mum touch me? Because she was a pedo.
What did the frog say to the pedophile?
Memes
Rape is not funny!! What if you were the girl/boy getting raped?
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he stole first base.
The rapist is a therapist.
Lol.
Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.
What do rapists like to suck?
The life out of their victim.
What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
One was famous for walking on the moon, (pause), the other fucked young boys.
"He scratched his face up, detective. That did it."
"Did I do that?"
A disabled kid kept throwing up in class.
So I threw him out the window!
VOTING SEMIFINAL 2
LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
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What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
How to get rich:
Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.
Step 2: Knock out the orphan.
Step 3: Cut open the orphan.
Step 4: Well there [are] organs.
Step 5: Do it again.
And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.
It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.
Jake had sex and broke her hymen, guess he’s Jake the ripper.