Crime jokes
What’s the difference a hooker an a drug dealer...?? A hooker can wash her crack an resell it.
Last night I remember partying with friends to find blood on my nightstand.
Moments after, I scolded my friends to put my alarm clock back where they found it.
What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?
Your camera.
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?
Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.
I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
Memes
Remember: if having guns is against the law, it doesn’t stop law-breakers.
The police officer in London, who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman, drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car, murder her, and do whatever to her, has appealed against his Whole Life tariff.
He should be relieved it was only that! Could've been worse... could've married her!
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
MORE JOKES COMING SOON LMAO ;]
My friend, Jackson Huge-T, got raped by Huge-D's.
I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad. Nobody laughed at these jokes; they just cried.
7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.
All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.
7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.
What are a pedophile"s shoes called?
Answer: WHITE VANS
Why do pedophiles never cum first?
Because they like to cum in a little behind.
Why did your mum touch me? Because she was a pedo.
What did the frog say to the pedophile?
Rape is not funny!! What if you were the girl/boy getting raped?
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he stole first base.
The rapist is a therapist.
Lol.
Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.