I always use chloroform when stealing a child.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?
He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
Plz look up rainbow kiss - Bill Cosby.
Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?
Dad: He had a nap.
Kid: Where is he now?
Dad: HELL!
Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.
Muslims don't need weed, they've got the Koran.
You burn that sh*t and you're gonna get stoned.
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!
My brother got his legs chopped off, but someone FBI opened my basement door, but it wasn't my brother because he died of starvation in the basement.
"Killed two birds with one stone"? Pfft, I once killed two people with one bullet.
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
They solved a murder involving the nut case.
I bought drugs today.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
Russians think they are tougher than Americans. Here are some reasons for the Russians out here reading this:
1. USA was NEVER invaded!
2. USA never commits as many war crimes as Russia does!
3. USA made the first nuclear weapon so yeah shove that up your ass, Russians!
4. Our soldiers don’t rape kids.
5. We have more allies than you.
6. We are smaller but stronger.
7. Random civilians in the USA have stronger guns than Russian military does!
