I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
It's the 1940s.
The chink was counting his shillings. The chink was bitching. His wife got raped in Nanking. The chink counts his shillings.
The chink gets sook chinged!
POV: It's a rapists' groupchat, not a joke section. And it's SAD.
"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"
Why did the ducks go to jail?
They sold quack.
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.
What's the best part about a dead hooker? The second hour is free!
Have you heard about the kidnapping at the goat farm?
I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.
What do kidnappers play?
Roblox.
Rapist: Rape doesn't hurt anybody.
Victim: (Implied response indicating the rapist is wrong)
when is rape wrong on so many levels?
inside a lift.
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
