What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.
OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.
But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.
Did you hear about the ninja pedophile? No one saw him coming.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite shoe? White vans.
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.
I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.
The ice cream man tried to murder me today.
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail?
There is a small medium at large.
Where do pedophiles go hunting?
Elementary schools.
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
Greg fucking steals toes!
Greg is a pedo.
What's the hardest part about being a paedophile?
Trying to fit in.
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.
