
Crime jokes
What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea.
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker?
They say he had locomotives.

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea.
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker?
They say he had locomotives.