Crime jokes
A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with "Hey girls, would you like some candy?" They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says "God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes."
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
What’s a peedophile’s favorite shoes? White vans.
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday. I asked her why. She said, "Because you're a pedophile." I replied, "Pedophile! That's a big word for an eight year old."
How do you turn a baby into a dog?
Douse it in gasoline, light a match, *WOOF*!
So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.
Dirty bastards.
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a gun,
GET IN THE VAN!!
What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?
Halloween. Free delivery!
What's the best thing about 20-1 year olds... there's 20.
He asked for a shot of beer?
He got shot and killed.
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common? Neither of them go past 12.
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
What is pedophiles' favorite prey: Vegetables?
Paedophiles are f***ing immature assholes.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
Davin is a pedo.
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese—how dairy!
What's worse than getting raped in a cemetery? Finding someone else's semen in your mom's corpse.