Crime jokes
I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and I thought, huh, that's a little con-descending.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
How many dead strippers does it take to change a light?
At least 13 because my basement is still dark.
What's the difference between a zit and a Catholic priest?
A zit will wait 'til 12 before it cums on your face.
I walked into a store, and I pointed a stick to the roof and said, "This is a stick up!"
Two pedophiles are on a beach.
One says to the other, "Move over, you're in my sun!"
There is one good part about paedophiles... they go slow in school zones.
What's the best part of having sex with a baby?
Deep throat and anal at the same time.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
What's black, gold, and red all over?
Tupac in Vegas.
What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne doesn't cum on a kid's face 'til they're 13 or 14.
Why did the boy shoot the clock?
A man had 10 dead and bloody babies in the middle of his living room. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest thing to hide?
- A boner.
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.
The judge asked me, "How does 5 to 10 years sound?"
I said, "Sexy."
Why did the picture go to jail?
Cause it was framed!
The inmates are yelling 12...12...12... in the courtyard.
A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12...12...12... so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye.
Moment later they start chanting 13...13...13...
Bill Cosplay
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.
What do you do after you rape a deaf girl?
Cut off her fingers so she can't tell anyone.