They told me I'd never be good at poetry.
But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
These jokes are old, come up with something new!
For our anniversary, I gave my girlfriend a picture of me inside a pistachio.
But that’s just me in a nutshell.
You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Um... (no idea what joke I should tell).
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.
Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN.
These jokes suck. Lmfao y'all gotta be more creative!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
