Creativity jokes
They told me I'd never be good at poetry.
But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
Um... (no idea what joke I should tell).
Wow, paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!
You meet the guy who invented 0, what do you tell him? Thanks for nothing!
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”
Is it just me, or do you kids have imaginations?
What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts.
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
Roses are red, violets are blue.
These jokes are old, come up with something new!
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."
These jokes suck. Lmfao y'all gotta be more creative!
I got some new jeans yesterday, until I realized they didn't fit me around the waist, so I went looking for a belt. I couldn't find one. Then I had a really good idea. I could attach a ton of watches together to make a belt! But then I just thought it was a waste of time.