What Did Iran Say To Oman?
"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"
They told me I'd never be good at poetry.
But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.
For our anniversary, I gave my girlfriend a picture of me inside a pistachio.
But that’s just me in a nutshell.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES
I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.
Um... (no idea what joke I should tell).
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN
these jokes suck. Lmfao y'all gotta be more creative
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
