Creativity jokes

What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?

Guarded.

I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.

If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.

I will give the person credit each joke I do.

Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

These jokes are old, come up with something new!

I got some new jeans yesterday, until I realized they didn't fit me around the waist, so I went looking for a belt. I couldn't find one. Then I had a really good idea. I could attach a ton of watches together to make a belt! But then I just thought it was a waste of time.

Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."

Why did the rapper become a construction worker?

Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!

if you ask an artist how to commit suicide, they will say a very creative way

What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?

Artistic.

Wow, paint can, you have such a colorful personality!

Um... (no idea what joke I should tell).

Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN.

I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.

Is it just me, or do you kids have imaginations?

I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts.

What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".

Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.

I invented a new word today.

Plagiarism.

They told me I'd never be good at poetry.

But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!

Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?

'Cause they can't make it family friendly.