Creativity

Creativity jokes

Poetry

They told me I'd never be good at poetry.

But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!

Wheelchair

Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."

Hater

Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.

Cheese

I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.

Memes

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue.

These jokes are old, come up with something new!

Board

Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.

Nutshell

For our anniversary, I gave my girlfriend a picture of me inside a pistachio.

But that’s just me in a nutshell.

Horse

You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.

Rapper

Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?

He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.

Rapper

Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?

Because his bars were ice.

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a construction worker?

Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!

Fight

I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.

Spectrum

If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?