Baby: Stroll?
Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!
Baby: *happily screams*
Stroller: *front wheels break off*
Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!
Baby: Oka- CRASH!
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off? He's all right now
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
What's the difference between a plane and a woman?
At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.
So, a bus crashes, killing everyone on the bus, and God feels so bad that He gives each one a wish.
The first person comes up, and she wants to be beautiful, so God makes her beautiful, and she goes into Heaven. The next person comes up, and he says, "I want to be beautiful as well." As this goes on, the last man in the back begins laughing a little, everyone becoming beautiful, until God asked the last person what they want, and he said, "I want everyone in front of me to be ugly again!" So God had to call the based department and gave him everything that last guy wanted.
There are 4 people on a plane while it's crashing and there are only 3 parachutes. There's Opera, Obama, a little girl, and Trump. Opera grabs a parachute and says, "I'm famous, I get one!" And Trump grabs one and says, "Well, I'm president, of course I get one!" Obama looks at the little girl and says, "Since you're the future of our generation, take the last one." The little girl hugs Obama and says, "Actually, we can both have one. Trump took my backpack!"
my uncle died in 9/11 he was in the plane that crashed in the feild
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
My grandpa died in 911 ,he was a great pilot
