Crash jokes
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?
He's all right now.
Baby: Stroll?
Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!
Baby: *happily screams*
Stroller: *front wheels break off*
Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!
Baby: Oka- CRASH!
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.
But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
Looks like McSkillet McKilledIt.
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!