Crash jokes
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
Baby: Stroll?
Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!
Baby: *happily screams*
Stroller: *front wheels break off*
Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!
Baby: Oka- CRASH!
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.
But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
Memes
What I mean when I say in about to crash out
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?
He's all right now.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He got hit!
Looks like McSkillet McKilledIt.
There are 4 people on a plane while it's crashing and there are only 3 parachutes. There's Opera, Obama, a little girl, and Trump. Opera grabs a parachute and says, "I'm famous, I get one!" And Trump grabs one and says, "Well, I'm president, of course I get one!" Obama looks at the little girl and says, "Since you're the future of our generation, take the last one." The little girl hugs Obama and says, "Actually, we can both have one. Trump took my backpack!"