Crash jokes

What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?

Nothing, they both crashed.

Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?

Someone turned off flight mode.

(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)

The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.

What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.

Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!

What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?

They crash and burn.

Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?

He's all right now.

What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?

A 24 killstreak!

Baby: Stroll?

Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!

Baby: *happily screams*

Stroller: *front wheels break off*

Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!

Baby: Oka- CRASH!

In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?

1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!

If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?

A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

He got hit!

Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!

What do you call plane crash victims?

Down to earth people.

Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice

What's the difference between a plane and a woman?

At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.

So, a bus crashes, killing everyone on the bus, and God feels so bad that He gives each one a wish.

The first person comes up, and she wants to be beautiful, so God makes her beautiful, and she goes into Heaven. The next person comes up, and he says, "I want to be beautiful as well." As this goes on, the last man in the back begins laughing a little, everyone becoming beautiful, until God asked the last person what they want, and he said, "I want everyone in front of me to be ugly again!" So God had to call the based department and gave him everything that last guy wanted.

There are 4 people on a plane while it's crashing and there are only 3 parachutes. There's Opera, Obama, a little girl, and Trump. Opera grabs a parachute and says, "I'm famous, I get one!" And Trump grabs one and says, "Well, I'm president, of course I get one!" Obama looks at the little girl and says, "Since you're the future of our generation, take the last one." The little girl hugs Obama and says, "Actually, we can both have one. Trump took my backpack!"

My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.