Crash jokes
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?
He's all right now.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
Looks like McSkillet McKilledIt.
Baby: Stroll?
Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!
Baby: *happily screams*
Stroller: *front wheels break off*
Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!
Baby: Oka- CRASH!
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.
But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He got hit!
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice