Me and my brother where called the twin towers, my brother lived up to his title after the plane crash
The at three people in a plane it is about to crash there is trump,Obama,nine year old girl, but only 2 para- soots Obama says "oh my I need one I need to protect my family" so he jumps off! Trump says "oh I am the smartest man in the world I must take it" so he jumps off 9 year old- welp I guess he took my school backpack" :) so she leaves the plane! What a good ending
I would tell jokes about Kobe but they would just crash and burn
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kbe Bryant They both can crashing down
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, 'why are you crying my son?' 'my parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died,' 'it's just not your day today is it' Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
Why can't people with tourettes learn to drive?
Because they'll cause a car crash.
What did death say during a helicopter crash?
KOBE!
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So I crashed the car.
I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers and gunpoint forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you pendu! 🤬🤬
I learned my dad got into a car crash this morning. And my driver’s license got revoked too.
are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time? Because Paul Walker crashed into it
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. my dad was a great pilot!
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer? I care when my computer crashes.
What the similarities of GTA V and 9/11. A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
where did sally go during the bombing, EVERYWHERE. your mama is so fat, that when she was playing online, SHE CRASHED THE WHOLE SERVER.
My heart is like a plane. It crashes every once in a while.
I see a kid crying in the park right. So I go up to him and say " hey where are your parants" and he says "well my dad left to get the milk and never came back and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda triangle
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THATS 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH
