Crash jokes
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?
He's all right now.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.
Baby: Stroll?
Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!
Baby: *happily screams*
Stroller: *front wheels break off*
Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!
Baby: Oka- CRASH!
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.
But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?
Looks like McSkillet McKilledIt.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He got hit!
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!