Crash jokes
There are 4 people on a plane while it's crashing and there are only 3 parachutes. There's Opera, Obama, a little girl, and Trump. Opera grabs a parachute and says, "I'm famous, I get one!" And Trump grabs one and says, "Well, I'm president, of course I get one!" Obama looks at the little girl and says, "Since you're the future of our generation, take the last one." The little girl hugs Obama and says, "Actually, we can both have one. Trump took my backpack!"
What's the difference between a plane and a woman?
At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.
So, a bus crashes, killing everyone on the bus, and God feels so bad that He gives each one a wish.
The first person comes up, and she wants to be beautiful, so God makes her beautiful, and she goes into Heaven. The next person comes up, and he says, "I want to be beautiful as well." As this goes on, the last man in the back begins laughing a little, everyone becoming beautiful, until God asked the last person what they want, and he said, "I want everyone in front of me to be ugly again!" So God had to call the based department and gave him everything that last guy wanted.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
Pass around the roses, their casket full of hoses, crash it, watch it, the water! OH SHIT IT'S GONNA BLOW!
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
What did one plane say to the other?
"It’s been a long day, I’m ready to crash."
Other plane: "No you’re not, we haven’t even gotten high yet!"