Crash Jokes

Why did the planes crash into the twin towers ?

Because the cleaner left the landing lights on

What did the hyjackers say when they crashed into the twin towers?

Jenga!!

The plane said to the tower "Your so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms"

Today was the worst day ever. My Ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side my truck doesn't even have a dent.

why do 911 jokes always fail. they always crash and burn

So my kid took my car he crashed it off a bridge I miss it but it's going to have my car

Jokes about the Twin towers and planes usually crash and burn

9/11 jokes aren’t funny.

They always crash and burn.

What did one plane say to the other?

It’s been a Long day, I’m ready to crash.

Other plane: No you’re not, we haven’t even gotten high yet!

Her: I love kobe bryant!

Me: Helicopter Helicopter

Her:.....

Me: Atleast you don't say save the trees cus damn kobe is good

who crashed the plane? 1. Abu Faram?- terrorist 2. The little kid Joseph? 3. The passed out pilot?

OR JAMAL?

What did the plane say to the tower? ''Yo can I crash at your place for a bit and can my boy crash at your boys place

I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

"You did great!"

"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"

"Nah, that's okay."

"Here's the quarter back."

"You don't want the quarter?"

"No! Quarterback!"

"Huh?"

(Crashes) (screams)

"Yo, sorry bout that."

"You think he's gonna be mad?"

"Who? Baldi?"

"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"

(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)

What did the car say when it crashed? Thats Wheely unfortunate.

My sister got in a car crash a couple days ago. When she got to the hospital, the doctor told her that she needed to get metal mechanics in her leg. She got really scared and yelled at the doctor telling them that, “I will not get those implanted in my leg.” I guess she just doesn’t associate with knee gears.