Americans: we drive on the right side of the road
The British: we drive on the left side of the road
Russia: ROAD IS ROAD *crashing noises follow*
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th
the terrorists lost there landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closet building becuse religon
A woman is on the edge of a bridge, about to commit suicide, when a strange man comes up to her. "Tell me, why do you wish to end your life?" he asks in a booming but gentle voice.
"My children died last year in a car crash, I'm battling depression, my husband left me, and I lost my job," she sobs. "I don't wish to live anymore."
The man mulls this over, and proclaims, "I will solve all your problems, as I am a wizard and possess unfathomable abilities. However, you must grant me a blowjob first."
The delighted woman readily agrees, takes him below the bridge, and fullfills his request. After they're done, he asks, "How old are you?"
"37," she replies, wiping her mouth.
"You're 37 and you still believe in wizards?"
I never make that type of joke they always seem to crash and burn
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash he’s last words were if its a bomb ill give it a 9/11
what do dropouts and Boeing 767 have in common?
they crash and burn
Bro the air planes that crashed darn it they got mvp
whats the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's
nothing they both crashed
I was going to post a kobe briant joke but the site crashed
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end they all come crashing down
What's the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
The Sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower it burned and bled
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed? Someone turned of flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airaplane mode.
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette he will be warm for a short time, But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
if a chicken flys into the plane and the plane crashes whos falt is it a:the drivers chickens can't fly