Crash jokes
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
What did one plane say to the other?
"It’s been a long day, I’m ready to crash."
Other plane: "No you’re not, we haven’t even gotten high yet!"
Bully: Ur Gay.
Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.
Bully: *runs away and hears crash*
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarterback."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry 'bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)
What did the car say when it crashed? That's wheely unfortunate!
My sister got in a car crash a couple days ago. When she got to the hospital, the doctor told her that she needed to get metal mechanics in her leg.
She got really scared and yelled at the doctor, telling them that, “I will not get those implanted in my leg.” I guess she just doesn’t associate with knee gears.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.