Crash jokes
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
Three ladies were on a flight when suddenly the captain announced, "Please prepare for a crash landing."
The first lady put on all her jewelry. Surprised by this, the other ladies questioned her actions. The first lady replied, "Well, when they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich and will rescue me first." The second lady, not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and bra. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, when they come to rescue us, they will see my great tits and will take me first." The third lady who was African, not wanting to be outdone, took off her pants and panties. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, they always search for the black box first."
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!
What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."
My heart is like a plane.
It crashes every once in a while.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
A project manager, a mechanical engineer, and a computer scientist are on a road trip through the mountains. As they're going down a pass, the brakes suddenly fail. The car goes off the road and crashes down into the valley. A bit dazed, the three of them get out.
The project manager says, "Well, the best thing to do is to have a meeting and assess the situation."
The mechanical engineer replies, "Nonsense, I have my pocketknife, I'll fix the brakes with that."
Then the computer scientist comes along and says, "Why make it so complicated? Let's push the car back up the road, get in, and see if it happens again."
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
What's the difference between a plane and a woman?
At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.