Crash jokes
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
The other day my computer crashed. Luckily, there were no injuries.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.