Crash jokes

Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!

My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.

Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.

The other day my computer crashed. Luckily, there were no injuries.

(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!

A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.

A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"

Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?

It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"

Why did the chicken cro-

UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓

The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.

Why did the plane go to KFC?

To lose its wings and crash!

What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.

McDonald's has a drive through.

Twin Towers has a fly through.

What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?

Nothing, they both crashed.

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.

I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.

What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?

They crash and burn.

Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?

He's all right now.

Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!

Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?

Someone turned off flight mode.

(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)