Crash jokes
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
I farted, try me. You farted? Oh no, we all farted.
The plane crashed, but I did too on a pillow.
You were born on the highway. That's where most accidents happen.
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
I am the Titanic, and I'm looking for a place to crash tonight.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
This whole string is really messed up. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said, "HE'S ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALAKA!"
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell!
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Looks like McSkillet McKilledIt.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
Two persons were in a car. The brakes were broken and they were going so fast that they would crash and die.
The driver said: "Oh no! We will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied: "Don't panic, the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."
Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.
Why can't people with Tourette's learn to drive?
Because they'll cause a car crash.
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!