Crash jokes
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
The other day my computer crashed. Luckily, there were no injuries.
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)