Crash Jokes

my wifi must be kobe because it crashed hard

i'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to new york so i flew them to new york and hit the towers that was a tragic story

Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th

A plane is about the crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out. A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a person man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, takes of shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"

Its hasn't been the same since kobe died I cant say kobe and more when going to shoot a shot now i have to say KOBE CRASH

Why did the chicken cro-

UM ACTUALLY THE CHICKEN CANT CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS ITS UNER SOME ROOSTER IR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN AND THEY WILL DIE.🤓

the terrorists lost there landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closet building becuse religon

if a chicken flys into the plane and the plane crashes whos falt is it a:the drivers chickens can't fly

If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette he will be warm for a short time, But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash so now he's warm for the rest of his life.

1 2 3 4 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!

In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?

What do you get when you have a class of kids, and a speeding car? A 24 killstreak

What do you call plane crash victims?

Down to earth people

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end they all come crashing down

Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 off a bet

They betted $100 that they won’t crash when they went through the twin towers

Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!

Mcdonalds has a drive through Twin towers has a fly through

I never make that type of joke they always seem to crash and burn

Stephen Hawking is just in a role play he died to a crash in minecraft