Crash jokes
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
The other day my computer crashed. Luckily, there were no injuries.
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
Baby: Stroll?
Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!
Baby: *happily screams*
Stroller: *front wheels break off*
Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!
Baby: Oka- CRASH!
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?
He's all right now.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.