Crash jokes

I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.

The other day my computer crashed. Luckily, there were no injuries.

Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.

It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"

(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!

A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.

A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"

Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?

Why did the chicken cro-

UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓

The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.

Looks like McSkillet McKilledIt.

What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?

Batter up!

Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?

They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.

I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.

Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.

Why did the plane go to KFC?

To lose its wings and crash!

Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."

If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.

But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.

McDonald's has a drive through.

Twin Towers has a fly through.

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.

I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.