Crash jokes
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
The other day my computer crashed. Luckily, there were no injuries.
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He got hit!
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.