What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
My sister has cows and after 4 months she said the was a miss steak.
why do cows have big because they have big balls
whats the difference between your mom and fat female cow... a female cow doesn't have a dick
Where do cows eat lunch???
In the calfeteria dumb butt
hey guys I'm back C:
What is a mad cow disease
what sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
im a fat cow
Does chocolate milk comes from black cows?
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts? -- In the mooseum.
I would Curse at u but my country praises cows
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.
What do cows like to do? COW-culating
what do u call a indian eating cows mooove two jail
Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger. "So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance."
Farmer's Wife: Honey where are the cow's?
Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.
Farmer's Wife: Why?
I don't know but the stakes have never been higher.
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?" The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
knock knock who is there cows go cows go who no cows go moooooooooooo not whooooooooooooooooooooo
Teacher:what does a pig give you Little Johnny:Bacon Teacher:good,what does the sheep give you Little Johnny:Wool Teacher:What does the fat cow give you Little Johnny:homework and says leave motherfucker
