Cow jokes
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.
What’s a cow with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!
What should I call a burger?
A cow burger.
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
What is mad cow disease?
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
What is a cow’s favorite newspaper?
The Daily Moos.
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?
She got tired of jumping over the moon.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container?
A can o' bull.
When do you take a cow to the movies?
On a mooo-vie!
Why did the cow have for breakfast?
Answer: Muesli.
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.