A farmer has 3 fat ugly cows. One is named Xia. The next is named Chiang. What's the third?
Yu.
How does cows say oof? They say MOOf
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
but it's pasture bed time.
SO IM A COW GUESS WHAT MY DAD THINKS OF THAT? HE SAYS IM A LOOOOSMER
One day Billy cow wandered off to the railroad tracks where his mother always told him not to go. His mother asked him where he had gone when he got home. He replied that he was just going for a graze. His neighbor later told his mother he had saw him at the railroad tracks. What would you call Billy cow now?
Ground Beef
why did the cow eat?
Because it was hungry
Why did the cow cross the road To go tp the moovies
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
what do you call a dabbing cow?
udder savagery
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?
Dead mooves.
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There r 30 cows in a field, 28 chickens, How many didn't?
A - 10
What do you call a cow with all of his legs -high steaks
What what's the cloud private place to go among us
you you you like like like like my joke nooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
where did the moon go to space? to the MOOn
one day there were these 3 cow boys sitting next to a fire and they were telling each other about their adventures well the first cow boy said i tangled with a bull that killed 6 people so i wrestled that son of a bitch to the ground with my bare hands the second cow boy said that's nothing yesterday i was walking on a trale and came across a rattler so i picked it up ,bit its head off and drank all his venom in one gulp the third cow boy remained quiet stering the embers of the fire with his penis
