Cow jokes
My sis a fat cow.
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other, "What do you think about that mad cow disease?"
The other replies, "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole."
Your mum lol teehee!
Yo mama so fat, COW!
What time is it when a cow sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence!
One hot day a cow wanted some shade.
He found a tree and started resting under it, but there was a chicken bothering him. The cow exclaimed, "Moooove!" The chicken didn't move. Again, "Moooove!" and still the chicken wouldn't move. The cow yelled, "MOOOOOVE!" The chicken turned around and said, "FUCKOFF."
Yo mama so fat, cow!
A farmer has 3 fat ugly cows. One is named Xia. The next is named Chiang. What's the third?
Yu.
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
But it's pasture bed time.
So I'm a cow, guess what my dad thinks of that? He says I'm a loooosmer.
One day, Billy cow wandered off to the railroad tracks where his mother always told him not to go. His mother asked him where he had gone when he got home. He replied that he was just going for a graze. His neighbor later told his mother he had saw him at the railroad tracks. What would you call Billy cow now?
Ground Beef.
Why did the cow eat?
Because it was hungry.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moovies.
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?
Dead mooves.
What do you call a dabbing cow?
Udder savagery.