Meow meow im a cow and i like cum cum cum
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: to the moooooovies
I brought A cow and named him Mayo
Mayo Neighs
“Go frick a cow!”
“I already fricked your mother”
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick
What happens if you sit under a cow You get a pat an the head
what do u get when u mix a cow with a eathquake?? milkshake
Why do orphans like cows, because they leave, they bring back the milk
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat? A:cowacat B:mooure C:cowacatfood
I went to a store to get milk but when I got home there was million cows waiting for milk so they killed me
What do you call a Legless Cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, THEN ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
why do cow have babys the moo-ved together
Why did the cow knock over johnny? Because the cow felt like to dumb
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth? Ground beef
What is a cow’s favorite newspaper?
The Daily Moos.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.. What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
What should I call a burger. A cow burger
why did the baby cow cross the road to find it's mom who has the milk
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
