Cow jokes
You
You
You're the cow.
What kind of cow has 2 legs?
YOUR MOM!!
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
One cow asks another cow, "Are you afraid of mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why should I be? I'm a helicopter."
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.
I hope my teacher will be ok.
You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark.
What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy? BK doesn’t sell real meat.
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
What did the cow 🐄 watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥
Biggest chungus to the rescue, fat bitches!
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
So little Johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.
"If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!"
"If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!"
And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:
"Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?"
Little Johnny smiled and said: "A bus driver!"
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow," I said.
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow."
What did the cow say every morning?
Good moorning!
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.