Cow jokes
What kind of bees produce milk?
Boobies.
Man: Cow milk is drinkable.
Other man: How do you know that?
Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*
Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
Old Mother Riley, had a fat cow.
She milked it and milked it but didn't know how, she pulled his tail, pulled his tits. Old Mother Riley was covered in sh!t.
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
Penis.
MooMooMooMoo
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Kayla is Caley. Do you know why? Ok first off, I found Caley's pinterest account. On her saved pins, there was Kayla's old pfp, a feild with cows on it. Next up, they talk the exact same. They both like Ice Spice, and other rappers. They are also never on at the same time or talk but take a long time to respond to each other.
Wade is cow gender now. And for at least half of the day giraffe gender and at night Batmangender And also pissgender while Batman gender Respect fuck/bags/moo/GIRRAFE/ batman/piss baby’s pronouns because piss baby deserves it so much. Moo is also straight #respectingwadesidentity