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I had to give up my vegetarian diet.
Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
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your cow is so ugly, it scared the crap out of the toilet
Knock knock who's there? rabid cow rabid cow who? hold on I need to get my gun....
Why do Indians marry cows, because they bathe in milk.
A man and a cow walk into a McDonalds, and the man walks up to the front counter and says “I’d like one beef burger.” The employee of McDonalds said “Sure thing sir, also I really like to see your cow, may I bring him into the back room really quick to show my co-workers?” The man says “Sure.” The employee takes the cow into the back room. A couple minutes later the employee came back with his burger. The man took a bite of it, and released his cow was gone.
what is the difference between a cow and me
nothing
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
What do you call a cow with three legs? My ex
Why do Indian man marry fat Woman
Meow Meow I'm a cow, i said Meow Meow i'm a cow
why did the cow go to space
to get ice cream
What is it called when a cow sing, a lawsuit.
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What's a cow's favourite war?
World War Moo
What did the cow tell an indian?
Moo!
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What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?
BK doesn’t sell real meat.
A person went to tell a joke: Knock knock! Who’s there? I don’t remember! (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now) I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
