What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes? You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
Why does a cow love music Because it can play a moo- sical instruments
knock knock
who's there
cow
cow who
silly cows go moo
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They Lactose
I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something-I don’t remember. Then I replied TOUCAN play that game. He went silent and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you thick he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one and I ended it by saying, “Ok, lets MOOOOOve on cow[now]” Welp that’s it.
What do you call a sleeping cow? A bull-dozer.
Cow jokes are udder- culous (ridiculous)
What do you call a rude cow 🐮?
Beef jerky.
When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room