Cow

Cow jokes

Road

Why did the baby cow cross the road?

To find its mom who has the milk.

Steak

What do you call a cow that wasn't meant to be born? A mi-steak!

Parent

My kid runs in today to tell me that he found a floating cow, but when he got me to come and see, all I saw was a piñata with a tail and white spots. Such a stupid child. So after that I gave him a nice refreshing drink from the toilet and a few of those chocolate sprinkles. (: I'm such a good parent...

Bell

Why do cows have bells?

Because their horns don’t work. 😂😂

Newspaper

What's a cow's favorite newspaper?

The Daily M0Os.

Oh my frickig god, cleared my history and forgot my password for this, 3th account!

Boy

Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow?

He got a pat on the head.

Difference

What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...

A female cow doesn't have a dick.

Chore

Little Johnny comes down for breakfast because he lives on a farm, and his mother asks if he has done his chores or not.

"Not yet," says little Johnny, so he goes to feed the chickens, cows, and pigs. He ends up kicking the chickens, cows, and pigs and goes inside and asks why he got a dry bowl of cereal. His mother responds with, "I saw you kick the chickens, so no eggs for a week. I also saw you kick the pigs, so no bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cows, so no milk for a week either."

Little Johnny's father comes downstairs and kicks the cats. Little Johnny looks at his mother and says, "You want to tell him, or should I?"

Barn

Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?

Because they had horns!