Cow Jokes

Why don't cows make good policemen?

Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!

What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat? A:cowacat B:mooure C:cowacatfood

my kid runs in to day to tell me that he found a floating cow but when he got me to come and see all i saw was a pinata with a tail and white spots such a stuipid child so after that i gave him a nice refeshing drink from the tolit and a few of those choclet sprincles. (: in such a good parent...

WHAT KIND OF BEES PRODCE MILK BOOBIES

Why do cows have bells

Because There horns don’t work 😂😂

what's a cows favorite newspaper? The Daily M0Os oh my frcikig god cleared my history and forgot my password for this, 3th account

why did the cow smell coz the horse gave it a pat on the back

My sister has cows and after 4 months she said the was a miss steak.

Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow? He got a pat on the head

What do you call a dictatorial cow?

Moosilini

why do cows have big because they have big balls

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Little Johnny comes down for breakfast because he lives on a farm and his mother asks if he has done his chores or not. Not yet says little Johnny so he goes to feed the chickens, cows, and pigs. He ends up kicking the chickens, cows, and pigs and goes inside and asks why he got a dry bowl of cereal. His mother responds with, I saw you kick the chickens so no eggs for a week. I also saw you kick the pigs, so no bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cows, so no milk for a week either. Little Johnny's father comes downstairs and kicks the cats. Little Johnny looks at his mother and says you want to tell him or should I?