Petting Zoo Adventure

Listen up, buttercup. This meme is about a dude who paints his hair green so cows will lick it. Then, he gets fired, kidnaps some cows, and starts messing with their DNA to make the perfect hair-licking cow. He gets caught trespassing and ends up in jail, but he's happy because he got to relive the whole experience. I know it's hard for you to understand stuff, but you will get there eventually.