One hot day a cow wanted some shade. He found a tree and started resting under it but there was a chicken bothering him. The cow exclaimed "Moooove", the chicken didn't move, again "Mooooove", and still the chicken wouldn't move. The cow yelled "MOOOOOVE", the chicken turned around and said "FUCKOFF".
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
Why do Indian man marry fat Woman
the teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make mooo said sally good job said the teacher what sound does a sheep make baa said jack good now what sound does a pig make little johnny raised his hand really high in the sky the teacher called him he said the pig says get on the ground and put ur hands on ur head u black moterfucker
Meow Meow I'm a cow, i said Meow Meow i'm a cow
What did the cow tell an indian?
Moo!
why did the cow go to space
to get ice cream
What is it called when a cow sing, a lawsuit.
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: I killed your horse... The second quickly left and when he returned he said: We have poisoned all your cows
ill call your mom a cow but which one
What did the cow 🐄 watch moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥
kylin milks me all day like ima cow
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away? Get to the ground beef
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents? Grounded beef.
What happens when a Cow Farm gets destroyed, then built up again? It'll be udder renovation!
WOULD YOU RATHER: Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t? or Drink a gallon of sperm?
I call my sister a "fat cow" and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke"? I say, "Sure". She says, "You are the joke".
What's a cow's favourite war?
World War Moo
What happens when you cross a cow and a red neck? The redneck fucks the cow
One day Billy cow wandered off to the railroad tracks where his mother always told him not to go. His mother asked him where he had gone when he got home. He replied that he was just going for a graze. His neighbor later told his mother he had saw him at the railroad tracks. What would you call Billy cow now?
Ground Beef
