Cow jokes
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
What's the difference between a cow and a pig?
One is a pig.
So I'm a cow, guess what my dad thinks of that? He says I'm a loooosmer.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
Two cows are standing in a field.
Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?
Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter.
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?
The redneck fucks the cow.
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? Because I wrote this in America.
I give homework.
I had to give up my vegetarian diet. Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
One day, Billy cow wandered off to the railroad tracks where his mother always told him not to go. His mother asked him where he had gone when he got home. He replied that he was just going for a graze. His neighbor later told his mother he had saw him at the railroad tracks. What would you call Billy cow now?
Ground Beef.
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What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
What time is it when a cow sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence!
There are 30 cows in a field, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
A - 10
Where do cows eat lunch?
In the calfeteria, dumb butt!
What what's the cloud private place to go? Among us, cows.
Yo mama so fat, COW!