Cow jokes
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing? Dead mooves.
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
What happens if you sit under a cow?
You get a pat on the head.
So I'm a cow, guess what my dad thinks of that? He says I'm a loooosmer.
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
Why don’t cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike?
The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it).
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
What do you get when you combine Michael J. Fox and a cow?
A milkshake.
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
Because the farmer had cold hands!
What does a cow sound like when in a horror house?
Moo mooo moooooooo (screaming)!
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he's a coward!
I'm a fat cow.
Like if you blow male cows?
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moovies.
What kind of cow has 2 legs?
YOUR MOM!!