Cow jokes
What do you call a cow that wasn't meant to be born? A mi-steak!
One day, Billy cow wandered off to the railroad tracks where his mother always told him not to go. His mother asked him where he had gone when he got home. He replied that he was just going for a graze. His neighbor later told his mother he had saw him at the railroad tracks. What would you call Billy cow now?
Ground Beef.
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
I'm a fat cow.
Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!
What do you call a dabbing cow?
Udder savagery.
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
What did the cow say to the sheep?
“Moo!”
What did the sheep say to the cow?
“That was a bad joke!”
What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? Because I wrote this in America.
Hahahahahahah I'm dying.
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?
It made sour milk.
How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike?
The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it).
What's the difference between a cow and a pig?
One is a pig.