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Theres an outbreak of the foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.
I hope my teacher will be ok
[1]: Knock knock
[2]: Who's there?
[1]: Interrupting Cow
[2]: Interrupting Co- ( [1]: MOO!
moo
So little johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.
If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!
If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!
And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:
Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?
Little johnny smiled and said: A bus driver!
Where animal does Russian milk come from?
moscows
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit
What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger. Mommy is that Uncle Joe?
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Bich I’m a cow bitchhhhh
Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
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A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
Man: Cow milk is drinkable Other man: How do you know that? Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth* Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
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I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.
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How do you get a cow to eat? give it mooshroom!
