What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast? "Here's the beef of the week!"
🤔 😳 👨 👨 👨 👨 Why do four polish 👍 👍 heteroflexable men like 🙃 to suck on four of the cow's udders 🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 😻 because a bull has only one
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
Why did two 👱♂️ 👱♂️ dumb 👱♂️ 👱♂️ blondes put condoms on the cow's udders 🐄 because they wanted the 🐄 cow to practice safe sex
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesey
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies
Why the cow wanted to be an astronaut?Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal. The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot and the son answers: "Holy Cow!!!" Father: "What do you mean Holy Cow?" Son: "You shot a hole in the cow of course!!!"
Why do orphans have water with their cereal because the dad never came back with the cow
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow, the cow said to another cow, "it's a miracle, I'm pregnant." the other cow said, "that's impossible it's only us cows in the field you must be joking." The first cow said, "nope I'm serious... no bull."
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard
Whats a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "Calfs"!
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
Q:what do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!!!!
What is a difference between a cow and a chicken
Its white and its brown
what do you call a cow that no one likes? the mooser
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics! !
Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund? The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie".
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math? Idiot 2: I don't no why Idiot 1: Because they have built in cowculators
