Cousin

Cousin Jokes

I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married. The things you do for your cousins!

Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500. The first replied:"For 500€? Of course!" The second said:"I'd do it for free!" The third replied:"I would even give her 200€!" The fourth replied:"With my ex? Never!

I could tell my cousin you are so anoying but she told me first so we both said it at the same time 🫣🤣😂

DISCLAIMER! MY COUSIN TOLD ME THIS:

"I for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. Its been awhile since we had a presidential assassination."

My cousin: “how’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when ur at softball practice?!” Me: “lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”

*my mom telling me the brief history of the blanket and how she recieved it from her cousin* (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)

*Me sitting anxiously in place pretending to be amazed of the story, and reacting with kind cheerfulness and a big smile* (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)

All I can actually think about: "I m@sturbated under it- aaaaaah" ಠ⁠◡⁠ಠ

some say lil durk and king von were friend's, but others say they were cousin's. HELP ME OUT which is it.

FREEDROSE
GIVENCHY
PAR

My cousin’s friend spelled “rasist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”