When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,
"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"
Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets. ππ
Cousin: Hey, is that an octopus?
Me: Yes, what, it is just an octopus.
Cousin: Oh yeah, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Octopus touch me!
Me: What, it is just one..... ummmmm dad cousin d[id].
Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.
I named my cousin's parrot Michell, and then I started to call Mikey "Mikey", right? I'm starting to teach my cousin Sammy how to say "Mikey Mikey" and he says "mekiy meiky" π
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was.
My little cousin's birthday was in a few days, and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming "HOT WHEELS!"
Is it normal my emo cousin's hobby is tying himself to train tracks?
I'll never forget my aunt's last words before she died "can you stop shaking the latter please"
Whatβs the hamburglerβs retarded cousin? Aspergler.
You'll never be lonely at cousinsonly.com.
Him: What's the difference between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?
Her: What?
Him: Nothing, either way you will be dating your cousin.
So, Dora is having a sleepover with her cousin Diego at Dora's house. Later that night, Dora's mom hears someone screaming, "Go Diego go!" for at least a couple of minutes, and then it stops, and she goes back to sleep.
But then she hears the same thing a couple of minutes later, so she walks in and hears "Go Diego go!" She walks over to Diego's sleeping bag and looks, and it's empty, so she walks over to Dora's sleeping bag and looks in and sees Dora getting f
... by Diego and hears Dora saying, "Go Diego go!" while moaning.
I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
I told my cousin since we're not blood-related our parents would let us date.
Her pants were on fire.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" π
Albert is a homophobic guy. His cousin Franco is also a homophobic guy.
Albert's aunt and cousin have visited his parents, but Albert didn't know that because he came late at night. Franco was sleeping in Albert's bed, thinking he would not come home. Albert laid on his bed, thinking there was no one on it, and then they started fucking ^_*
No phobia lasts forever ππ
Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."
