In a normal country, they have lemonade. In Soviet Russia, they have Leninade: "Refresh yourself with a cold war."
EU Delegate: "Sir, your country has the highest corruption and crime rate out of any other member nations. What do you have to say?"
Ambassador: *tries slipping the delegate 40 Euros* "You didn't see any statistics."
Roses are red violets are blue I’d never play a country song backwards for you!
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris
You mama is like train tracks she gets laid all around the country
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA? The class divides.
Why can't England play chess... because they lost their queen
China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
The cops are still searching for my wife's killer. Luckily I already fled the country.
What happens at night in Bangladesh? -- It gets Dhaka.
Why can’t orphans play baseball they ant got got no home to run to Why can’t England people play chess they ant got no queen
I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.
How do you get a country girtls attention? A tractor
What is the strongest weapon in india?
The red button (this is a fact)
Literally every movie:
"I love you" "I love u too"
My life:
My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes u!" Him: "wtf I have a grilfriend sorry not sorry" His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country". 😶
Russia-The real joke
Q:what did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy. A:hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Q) What do trees call deforestation ? A) TREASON
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, They had 3 bombs in a day
Gays: I like men Straights: I like women Russia:Hole is hole
