The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard...
Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!
I like my women like my cigars: smuggled in from Cuba in a sack.
What’s a mexican’s favorite sport?
Cross-country
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.
How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.
I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."
What do you call a bee that lives in America. A USB
Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get the open a shop on it!
If a fly loses its wings is it now a walk wait a minute I found out a mind blower so the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun doesn't that mean all country's are the called the 3rd country of 🌎 if I get 10 likes I'll do one mind blowing facts daily
Russia
Some day, Canada will take over the world. -- And then we'll all be sorry.
why do Indians hate snow
because its white and all over there land
Two Italian men get on a bus...
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. They speak with an Italian accent.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
"In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin' abouta sexa?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
What do u call a united cow? United Steaks
Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.
I said ‘ a smile’
They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay
My plan to avoid them is to not go to school
Going to school is mandatory in this country
Can you guess my plan?
Don't bother; just try to live in England.
why are people in japan so slim. bcuz the last time a fatman came the lost half their population
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made Billie Jean or Beat It, and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
What’s Mexico’s favourite sport? Cross Country
