what is red white and blue and makes me proud to live in this country? the baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.
EU Delegate: “Sir, your country has the highest corruption and crime rate out of any other member nations. What do you have to say?”
Ambassador: tries slipping the delegate 40 Euros “You didn’t see any statistics.”
What is a Mexicans favourite sport
Which country is next to USA? USB
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but their flag is a big plus…
A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it, and shouts “I love my country!”, Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, “I love my country”, finally the Iraqi man drops a bomb, and shouts, “I love my country!”
Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, “What’s so funny?” And the boy says “When I farted my house blew up!”
A whale went to the country Wales for vacation. When it ended, what did he say? “I had a whale of a time!”
Chesley, in horror, runs out of the cockpit of the plane coming from London, "I’m so very sorry everyone, I punch the wrong buttons and we are heading to DC instead of New York and we are about to run out of fuel. He opens the door and turns around to the five passengers and exclaimed, “I’ve parachutes but miscounted. We only got four for the passengers.” He jumps off.
Donald faced the other four and orders:
“I’m the greatest leader of the world and I’ll make the decision. Tony you go first, our country needs you. The whole wide world needs you. Pandemic is raging.” Tony jumps off.
Francis,my friend, you go next, pandemic is ravaging the mind and body of millions. Their soul needs saving. Save Vladimir’s and Xi’s for me." Francis jumps off.
Hillary faced faced Donald furiously. “Who are you to make decisions for us? I should have been president. I’m the smartest woman in the whole world in history.” Hillary jumps off.
Donald gazed at the young woman and started talking: “I’m an old man. I have already lived a full life - beautiful wives, children just a beautiful life. Just beautiful. I’ve become president of the most powerful country, the most beautiful, the richest. Regrets? I’ve made a few but did it my way. Greta, go on. Your future is bright. I just wish I can make my country great again and have the chance to help save the world with you. I believe in second chances. Look at my bankruptcies, believe me. And I wish I’ve played more golf and …”
Greta interrjected, “Just shut the f* up. The plane is about to crash. Let’s go and save the world. The smartest woman in history took my backpack!”
what country did indians invent? curry-a
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country? A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
me: so you two girls are from England girls: wales me: oh i see, so you two whales are from England
there was man, who had just moved from a foreign country. he just moved into his apartment, and was watching his favorite TV shows. the first one was “me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me,” the second one was “forks and knives, forks and knives, all i use is forks and knives,” and the last one was “BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!” There had been a murder in the area, and the man was walking in the park when a cop showed up and asked him “sir, have you seen this man?” and held up a photo. the man said “me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me.” the cop said, “sir, what did you use.” and the man said “forks and knives, forks and knives, all i use is forks and knives.” after that, the cop said, “sir, im going to have to arrest you,” and the man said “BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!” the screen goes black, and all you can here “chk-chk. BANG”
What’s the world’s most diseased country?
whats is a mexicans favorite sport?? Cross country because they dont need to be in America Mexico was made for them
The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the fresh recruit on the enemie’s side die for his.
What do you call a dog that can fly? A magic dog 🐕
In normal country you call it Yugoslavia. In soviet Russia its call aregoslavia.
In normal country you call it Yugoslavia. In soviet Russia its called yugostravia.
What name is easy to say in Spanish!? Marissa
if humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world it would be tel aviv honestly
If you go to the military and you get sent to a country how many heads will you blow off? That number is how many dicks you suck