I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."
Which country is next to USA? USB
What song genre do the national anthems fit into? Country.
The cops are still searching for my wife's killer. Luckily I already fled the country.
What do you call a bee that lives in America. A USB
Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team because everyone who can run jump and swim is already in America
If a fly loses its wings is it now a walk wait a minute I found out a mind blower so the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun doesn't that mean all country's are the called the 3rd country of 🌎 if I get 10 likes I'll do one mind blowing facts daily
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get the open a shop on it!
Old soviet joke. Who is your mother? Our great Soviet country. Who is your father? Our dear comrade Stalin. What's your greatest desire? Becoming an orphan.
Russia
Some day, Canada will take over the world. -- And then we'll all be sorry.
why do Indians hate snow
because its white and all over there land
What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Cross-country!!!
Stefen Hawking walked in a bar.....
Just kidding.
The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below
Trump: I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy Melania: Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy? Ivanka: Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy Pilot: Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?
in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade "refresh yourself with a cold war."
What's a Mexicans favorite sport? Cross country.
Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.
I said ‘ a smile’
They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay
My plan to avoid them is to not go to school
Going to school is mandatory in this country
Can you guess my plan?
Don't bother; just try to live in England.