Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
Which country of the world has the poorest/most hungry people?
Answer: Hungary
Why donβt Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! πππ
Did you know that French fries aren't from France? They're cooked in Greece.
What's your mum's favourite food?
Chicken nuggets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha
iran
Q) What do trees call deforestation?
A) TREASON!
I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."
What country did Indians invent?
Curry-a.
My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a "two for one special."
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
Question: How bad is German WiFi?
Answer: It's the wurst.
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
Did you know all Canadians have the same blood type?
They all have blood "eh."
Landing on its feet won't help a cat in China...
Where do cows go on a holiday ? Moo-Zealand!π
In a normal country, they have lemonade. In Soviet Russia, they have Leninade: "Refresh yourself with a cold war."
